POV ichijou kiss you!!!!!!!..!!!!!

poop

U guys r standing behind the rail now  and ur discussing THE BOG.

"why would you rig the fucking pachinko machine" you ask ichijou very politely. he looks rlly alarmed and he's like "homieeee do u know how much MONEY is on the line if someone wins! we can't have anyone win!!!!!" you stare him directly in the eye "then why do you and your dad win all the time" ichijoes like "what dad?" And you show him a picture. he realizes who you are talking Abt and he he says "ohhhhhhgggggg that's TONEGAWA that's my BESTIE not my DAD you SILLY BEAN!" you say oh. but then back to the Bog Subject . "we can't have anyone winning bc then theyd win 700MILLION YEN! THATS 6.3MILLION USD!" you say "OHH MYY GODD..... THATS SO MUCH MONAY.... but i have DEBTS I NEED THE MONEY!!!!!!" ichijo stares at you directly in the eyes. "how much fucking debt are you in!" you lost track at this point so you say you don't want to talk bout it. ichijoke is like "omg I'm so sorry i ask :(" you say it's ok then you turn it head to the side and cross you arms and eat apple. MANAGER MAN finds that RLLY CUTE! so he says "you are so cute when you eat apple! i could kiss that apple!" so your like "omg.... Go ahead ..." And he does it HE KISSES UR CHEEK (that's the apple)!!!!!!!! then the men in black come in and they say "NO KISSINH THE DEBTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and ichipoop says "NOOOO CUSTOMER SAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" and you cry yourself to sleep the next day because your bestie just got dragged away to a forced labour camp cuz some guy just won the jackpot