You are walking along a corn field then suddenly, a snake slithers up to you and whispers, "Hey cutie, wanna grab a drink?", You scream In terror as you watch the snake turn into a human being and offer you drinks. "Don't be scared",shouts the man in a deep voice but you run off anyway, deep into the forest, away from the weird snake man. (The snake man)
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When you think you've run far enough, you stop and check your phone for the time. It was 3 am. You were tired of the forest so you headed down to the sandy beach where you heard a beautiful voice singing the song,'I love it' by Kanye. (It was him)
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"Oh my God!", yelled the man, "I thought I was alone!" He began to run away but you grabbed his slender wrists and stopped him in his tracks. "Sing the song again for me", you whispered into his ear. The man agreed and sang it again but this time, even better than before. After he had finished, he sprinted into the ocean where he took the form of a merman and swam away into the seabed. You sighed and wondered when you would ever find your true love but at that moment, you heard the low grumble of a motorcycle... "Hey, you seem lost, wanna ride?", growled a blonde man, "YES!",You squealed as you hopped on the back and held on tight. (The man)
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"You're so cold, do you have pneumonia or something sweetie?", asks the man. You start crying because your grandmothers, friends daughters husbands mother's friends father had died from pneumonia and this remark reminded you of him. "I've had enough", you exclaimed as you rolled off the bike and into a ditch. The blonde man didn't even notice that you left as he was too busy rapping to try to impress you - obviously with a success rate of 0%. Whilst in the ditch, you felt truly alive. Now, all you wanted was someone to enjoy this amazing freedom with. As if your mind had been read, a man walked up to you. He was around 6 feet tall with black, unruly hair, a blue vintage jacket that you had been looking for for years and a dark blue bandana. "You look like you could use a little help there", yelled the man from the side of the ditch. "Yes please". The fabulous man hauled you out in just one quick pull and carried you all the way to his lorry. " Oh and by the way, I'm Murayama", he said with a smirk as he lowered you into the passenger seat. "Ok", you answered, still amazed by his gorgeous aura. "I'am actually an organ harvester, I collect people, chop them up, take their organs and sell them on the dark web". You are an extremely brave person so you just said ok once again. "I'm going to do the same to you", laughed Murayama. You weren't very surprised; you had seen before that the man had blood smeared across his clothes and so he would definitely be an organ harvester. "Fine, do what you want but just promise that you won't make it boring", you said calmly as if this wasn't your last day. "Anything for you babe", replied Murayama as you both drove off into the night, to the slaughter house.
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3 weeks later The news that you had been slaughtered had been everywhere and it finally reached your caring mother. "Oh my goodness, shiver me timber's!", she yelled. This is all because of her and her stupid phone addiction. She deserves it. This is exactly what your mum thought.
