Kadi (kya x adi) is real

At school

I realized that the last part made absolutely no sense when I just re read it so um yea. Enjoy this part and a beautiful picture of George

Kya woke up to her loud ass alarm blasting Cardi B. She groaned rolling to the other side of the bed to turn it off. After doing so, they stood up, turned left, and walked to the bathroom practicing the GTA walk for school to impress everyone.

After putting on their makeup, they put on a cute outfit of the 7 inch platform boots, shirt saying "keep calm and slay queen" and some pink zebra patterned leggings.

Switching to first person cause it's easier to write and I'm lazy

After I got my whole fit up and running, I sprinted down the stairs and met my mom again in the kitchen. She had that default roblox character smirk that I wanted to wipe off so badly. "Morning child, here's your toast and beans."

Toast and beans?!? Are u shitting my dick?!?

I clearly wasn't gonna eat no toast and beans for breakfast so I flew my purse over my shoulder, and threw it at my mom. She stumbled back falling into her fat, fluamptious ass and broke her finger in the process of doing so.

I stormed out of the house and waited for my friend Mara to come pick me up in their car that they like to call "the pissing ecosystem destroyer." She also for some reason had "Lifelike Ridable Suction G-Spot Dildo, the best ride of your life, bout to make me bussed" written on a sticker she spit up on the back of her car, got me confused as shit all the time but go you I guess.

"Heeeyyyyyyu biiitcchhhhh!!!" They pulled up to my drive way, blasting the own brand freestyle as always on max volume probably waking up the entirety of the neighborhood.

"Yaaaassss bitch!! The one and only me, the man, the myth, the rock, KYAA!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. My mom was clearly not having the loudness so she opened the front door, took the fish bowl, took the fish out, put it into a cup for the times being, went back outside, and threw the bowl full of water right onto my back, making me trip and fall and do another 3 backflips.

Woahhhhh who knew I can fucking flip?!?

"BITCH?!? U JUST DID A FUCKING TRIPLE BACKFLIP!" Exclaimed mara

"IK KNOW BITCH WTF!!???!!!!"

"GET IN THE CAR NOW WE FINNA WHIP THESE HOES!"

As we drove up to the school still blasting the own brand freestyle, which then switched to more cardi B, then CPR by cupcakke, then the full shrek soundtrack, then back to the own brand freestyle (it's a full loop), they parked and got out of the car.

When they were getting out of the car, I saw him. The hottest, most angelic and most hottest human to ever exist, just walked past me and winked. He was wearing a Paris shirt tho... but then I figured that's not such a bad thing.

"Only feeling it because it feeds into my rich dior lip glow saint laurent sac jour purse Paris aesthetic." I thought.

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