1. "I realize I've got millions of girlfriends and wives around the world. And I love all of them."
2." I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button."
3."I don't have a type because with some girls I may not find them attractive immediately, but then I really get to like them because their personality is so attractive."
4." If the only way that I can be with you is in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever."
5." When I take pictures with fans, I always rub their backs so they don't get nervous."
6. "I don't want to get a girlfriend because all of my fans are my girlfriends and I can't cheat on them."
7." I reckon a real directioner isn't of that has millions of photos of us, but one who loves us unconditionally."
*my favorite one*
8. "Tell a girl she's pretty she'll believe it for a few hours. Tell a girl she's ugly and she'll believe it for the rest of her life."
