"bruno we can't" i said as his hands grazed my zipper.
"shh nobody needs to know, Natalie " he whispered into my ear in a low tone.
i reached my hand into his pocket and grabbed his wallet.
"RUN" my friend Jessica yelled as she put a bag over that horny fucks head.
I ran as fast as i could out of the bar restroom and to my car.
Bruno's POV:
oh fuck, that little bitch took my money. All i wanted to do was live out my gorilla sex fantasy. it's okay there's a zoo a few miles from here...bestiality isn't illegal is it??
i run after them as fast as i can but the bouncer stops me
"why are you chasing them girls fool??
"Natalie, she ran away with all my money
And she did it for fun
Natalie, she's probably out there thinkin' it's funny
Tellin' everyone
Well, I'm diggin' a ditch for this gold diggin' bitch
Watch out, she's quick
Look out for a pretty little thing named
Natalie, if you see her tell her I'm coming
She'd better run"
"damn motherfucker you didn't have to start singing"
"well yk...ur really hairy... and large...would you mind doing a lil role play with me??" i ask confidently
"i mean sure i've been a little bricked up watching them strippers all day" he says with a smirk
"let's take this back to my place" i say while motioning to my car.
At bruno's house:
i turned the lights off and got to work with my new fuckbuddy
"Oh I got a bottle full of liquor with a cocaine
Kicker and I'm feeling like I'm thirty feet tall
So lay it down, lay it down
You got your legs up in the sky with the devil in your eyes
Let me hear you say you want it all
Say it now, say it now
Look what you doing, look what you done
But in this jungle you can't run
'Cause what I got for you
I promise is a killer, you'll be banging on my chest
Bang bang, gorilla
Ooh ooh ooh yeah, you and me baby making love like gorillas
Ooh ooh ooh yeah, you and me baby making love like gorillas
Yeah I got a fistful of your hair
But you don't look like you're scared
You're just smiling tell me daddy it's yours
'Cause you know how I like it use a dirty little lover
If the neighbors call the cops, call the sheriff
Call the swat we don't stop
We keep rocking while they knocking on our door
And you're screaming give it to me baby
Give it to me motherfucker
Oh look what you doing, look what you done
But in this jungle you can't run
'Cause what I got for you
I promise is a killer, you'll be banging on my chest
Bang bang, gorilla
Ooh ooh ooh yeah, you and me baby making love like gorillas
Ooh ooh ooh yeah, you and me baby making love like gorillas
I bet you never ever felt so good, so good
I got your body trembling like it should, it should
You'll never be the same baby once I'm done with you
Oh you with me baby making love like gorillas
Ooh ooh ooh yeah, you and me baby we'll be fuckin' it like gorillas
Ooh ooh ooh YE-"
*the music stops and the lights turn on*
"ARE YOU FUCKING A STUFFED ANIMAL?!?" my mom yelled seeming frightened
"HER NAME IS CARDI-"
i realized i was banging my stuffed animal the entire time. what happened to the big hairy bouncer? i guess gorilla role play isn't for everyone.
