Tankman woke up. He walked downstairs to Pico blasting his song while singing "GO PICO YEAH YEAH GO PICO OH" While twerking with some golden drip and women surrounding him. Tankman gasped and whipped out his AK-47 "IF ME CANT BE HOT LIKE YOU THEN DIEEEEEEEEE"
Pico gasped and started begging for Tankman not to murder him.
Then the girls started surrounding Tankman fangilring.
Tankman was now happi, Steve was in the backround doing Just Dance with the controller in his mouth while sitting on a cactus.
"PLEASE DONT KILL ME IM PART OF YOUR FAMILY!"
Then Dom Toretto showed up and said "You don't turn your back on family."
And was about to shoot Tankman but then Johnny Utah showed up and killed Dom Toretto with a wild glizzy, then a fire started because Pico was baking cookies.
Then Steve dropped to the floor dead mostly because the cactus was hurting his ass.
Guns then started to play in the backround and Steve was starting to ascend and no clipped throught the ceiling. Moments later he dropped back down then Pico and Tankman decided to bring him back.
What They chanted:
Steve then started to wake up and then gasped.
"Is this heaven??" He took one look at Pico..
"Nope this is hell." Steve said with disappointment in his eyes
Pico was offended and took out his Uzi and pointed it at Steve "Stfu".
Steve then cried out cactus because the cactus was able to make it to his eyes then Tankman put his gun away, went upstairs, and decided to never go downstiars again.
5 seconds later
Tankman walked back downstairs and everything was normal "Hey Cap!" Steve said with joy
"Stfu"
AND THAT KIDS IS HOW TANKMAN GOT A GLIZZY SHOVED UP HIS A-
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