After the kidnapping of poor Fetus Shrek, everyone was starting to get worried. His parents didn't know where he was, and they were soon going to contact the police. Fetus Shrek woke up after a long drive with Frank Gallagher singing along to Buddy Holly by Weezer, and he found himself to be in an attic. Why an attic, I'm honsetly not sure. He sat up and looked around, just wanting to go home. He soon heard a voice not too far away from him, there was a lady in the room. A lady with blonde hair and a dazzling, beautiful red dress. She noticed that Fetus Shrek was awake, and she turned around to meet him "Why hello young one, my name's Elizabeth Johnson. But, they call me The Countess." Shrek nodded and looked around to see that he was in a very comfortable and rich bed, he was wondering how they moved that into the dark attic. He finally got the courage to ask The Countess a couple of questions, "Where am I? Where are my parents? How did I get here? Do they have a Waffle Houses around the corner?" The Countess ignored the questions and just started walking toward a letter that was lying on a table, and came back, handing the letter to Fetus Shrek "All of your answers are in this little envelope."
Fetus Shrek quickly ripped open the envelope and pulled a very fancy letter out, he couldn't believe at how fancy it was. The letters were in cursive 😟. But anyways, he read the letter, reading it out loud in his head.
"Fetus Shrek, if you are reading this then you have found your way to the Hotel Cortez. You'll be staying there for a while, but you can't let anybody know where you are. You'll find out what's going on in the next couple of days, I've put you in the care of my trustworthy friend, The Countess. She's very good at handling little fetuses like you. An old man named Francis was supposed to pick you up and bring you here, if that happened then you're in the exact right place."
Xoxo, Richie Tozier
Who was Richie Tozier? How did Richie Tozier know fetus Shrek? I guess he'll find out sooner or later, then thought to himself. The Countess quickly handed Shrek a black tux with an orange tie, "Put this on, I need to introduce you to some people before we tell you what's going on." Fetus Shrek nodded and put on the swaggy suit, it definitely wasn't as swaggy as his James Charles suit, but he didn't really mind all that much. What mattered now was finding out all of the mysterious things that have been happening over the past few days. Fetus Shrek was about to go meet the Countess Downstairs, when he heard a voice under his bed. It was a quiet, faint voice. He didn't understand what it was saying, until the voice grew louder.
"Hi sisters..."
Fetus Shrek turned around, facing the spot to where the voice was coming from "Who's there?"
"Hi sisters... Hi sisters... HI SISTE-"
(Find out what happens next)
~tbc~
