𝙎𝙤𝙖𝙥 ♡ Helluva Boss x Reader (Discontinued)

Spring Broken Part 4

Third Person POV

"This is your final boarding call.."

"All aboard/Au Revoir~"

Blitzo growls, his face beaming red with fury as Y/N watches the pink tinted succubus on stage. Y/Ns face is tinted with a light shade of red, and then.. Verosika began to sing.

"Pack your bags."

"Suns.. out."

"Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bonetown."

Y/N shook their head 'No.. i can't think like this now! I'm only going to upset Blitz even more..' They thought. They looked around the beach for something else to focus on other than.. her. Trying to keep their eyes off of Verosika, they finally laid their eyes onto two familiar red imps. Millie and Moxxie.

Quickly, they dart for them both. Not even noticing the fact that Loona and Blitzo were already gone. "And.. we lost him." They heard Moxxie say as they walked closer. "Whats happenin?" Y/N asks, getting down behind the cans with them. "Blitz is gone already, so now we have to do this shit by ourselves." Moxxie explains.

"Oh, well! Team M&M&(insert initial) is on the hunt!" Millie says, embracing Y/N and Moxxie close. They both look at her with a lovesick smile, and so began their little murder rendezvous.

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2nd person

After murdering many drunken beach people, you all hid inside of a bunch of cans again. As Moxxie and Millie kissed, you got your hatchet ready to throw at the target you were going to kill. Then.. another drunken beach man suddenly grabbed the table of cans you three were sitting on and threw it onto the sand.

"Eww, oh my God, its a fucking possom!" A woman says, looking down at you two. They then shoved you and Moxxie inside of one the cans for some reason and took it to God knows where. But.. you two started to consume a strange orangeish-yellow substance that was inside of the can.

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"M-Moxxie! Y/N!" You heard Millie say as you slid out of the now open can. Your head hurt, everything was blurry. "Milllieeee! Hiiii..." Moxxie slurred, as he rolled onto his back. "Mills! *hic* whats.. whats up!" You slurred as well, struggling to stand up. "Hey.. hey when did you BOTH get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em.." Moxxie says, making kiss motions with his red lips.

"Wha- *hic* wha you mean you wanna kiss me? And.." You sniffle, "I don't have four heeaaads! I only have one stupid itty bitty baby head! Wahahahahah!.." You sobbed. Millie just gave you a concerned look, and as did Moxxie. "Ahhh.. im so sowwy, Y/N! I.. *hic*.. didnt mean to hurt your feelings!" Moxxie crys.

Then.. seemingly, out of no where.. a fish rose up from the dark depths of the sea. But it was no ordinary fish.. it was a huge monster fish. "Ooohh.. fish.." Moxxie says, then the monster fish's tongue wrapped around Moxxie and swallowed him whole.

"Moxxieeee!" You cry, suddenly.. Millie stabbed a man's stomach. She ripped his shirt off, lit it aflame and threw it onto the monster fish. Knocking it down into the waters. Then.. she swam into the water with her knife, heading for it. "M-Mills, no! Dont goo! Dont leave meee!" You scream, foolishly and drunkenly walking toward the water after her.

Luckily.. Blitzo pulls you out in time, holding you in a tight embrace. "Y/N! No! Dont.. you stupid.. fucking!.." Blitzo struggled to hold you, as you kept thrashing and screaming for Millie to come back. And for Moxxie too of course. Then.. Moxxie fell onto the sand, but Millie wasn't with him.

"Mox!" You say, as Blitzo finally lets go of you. "There.. there you are! My sweet little baby dicked sunshine.." You drunkenly say, hugging him tightly. "I.. *hic*.. looove you, and Mills and Bli-" You got cut off by the splashing of water. Millie.. she was alive. "Millieeee!" You wobbled up to her, holding your arms out. You held her in your arms and made a dopey smile.

But.. one thing wasn't going to change. Blitzo.. he knew what you said.

He heard what you told the drunken Moxxie.

"Wooooo! Mills, that was sick!" Blitzo cheers, trying to ignore what he heard you say. "Is Mox okay?" Millie asks, a concerned look on her face. Blitzo pauses, "Oh yeah, he's fine.."

"Blitzo.." A familiar voice says.

"Oh, perfeeeect! That just be the whore's.." Blitzo turns, to face low and behold, Verosika. "Vero.. *hic* Verosika, heyyy.." You slurred, trying to stand whilst putting your hand on Blitzos shoulder to maintain balance. "That was handled rather.. obvious, dont you think?" Verosika smirks.

"I dont think this belonged to any of us." Millie throws a flask of the juice from earlier at Verosika, and Verosika catches it perfectly in her hand. "Would be a shaaame if anyone found out you were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.." Millie smiles.

"Ooohh! Hee hee! Ohh, Satan.. you d'all are so.. FUUUUUUCKEEED!" Moxxie hisses with a grin, before laughing once again. You laugh as well. "Haha.. ohh.. heehee.." You land in the soft sandy ground. "Do.. *hic*.. do i have four heads?" And promptly.. you pass out.

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"Ughh.. my head." You awake in a familiar crimson apartment. It was Moxxies and Millies.. bed you were in? You lifted yourself up slowly and looked to the side. Moxxie was snoring peacefully away beside you. "What.. happened?" You say, looking up. "Oh, Y/N! Your awake.." Millie says, smiling with joy.

"Hey uhh.. what happened, if its not trouble?" You asks, putting your hand on your forehead. "Well, Verosikas pissed because Blitz started rubbing it in her face about how he gets to quote on quote, 'keep you for himself.' You also passed out after getting drunk." She answers.

"Oh.. i see.." You sigh, "goddamnit, Blitz.." But, still.. you softly smile at how.. clingy he was. Today was an awfully long day, huh?

But.. one thing you didn't remember, was the thing you said.

And the fact that he had heard it.

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