A company of ghosts has moved into Daten City, taking advantage of human greed. Two angels, Panty and Stocking, are sent from heaven to exterminate them-but in reality they got kicked out for bad behavior
that's the summary of the anime so yeah and...
We now see a young man floating in the dark he was sleeping and having a content look on his face he's been through so much since he was born and now when he reached old age he can finally be at peace.......hehehehe yeah right WAKE UP BITCH
The young man opened his eyes from the voice and looked around
?:w-what happened what's going on?
?:HERE ME NOW IZUKU MIDORIYA FOR I AM THE YOUR CREATOR YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ALOT AND NOW YOU'VE REACHED YOUR END AND IT WAS FULFILLING BUT NOW YOU MUST GO TO ANOTHER WORLD WHERE YOU'LL CHANGE THAT WORLD.....AND ENJOY IT LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU'VE BEEN A HERO YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND YOU DIDN'T GET LAID YOU DIED A FUCKING VIRGIN BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE A HERO AND YOU'RE FRIENDS ALREADY GOT MARRIED AND HAD CHILDREN EVEN THE FUCKING PERVERT GOT THE BALLS TO BE MARRIED SO YOU BETTER NOT BE A PUSSY YOU HERE ME
Izuku Midoriya didn't know what to say because all of that said was true so he just acknowledged that the voice was right
?:NOW I'LL SEND YOU TO THE WORLD AND ILL GIVE YOU THE KNOWLEDGE ON WHATS GOING ON YOU'LL BE HELPING SOME BEINGS WHO I KICKED OUT OF THEIR PLACE FOR REASON I WONT SAY YOU'LL ALSO HAVE YOUR QUIRK FOR THIS AND ALSO YOU'LL BE GAINING A WEAPON WHEN YOU REACHED THE WORLD GOOD LUCK IZUKU MIDORIYA AND FOR FUCK SAKE GET LAID YOU CHERRY BOY
With that Izuku looked down to see a portal sucking him in
???: Daten City, a town flinging to the threshold between heaven and hell. With a piece of its human inhabitants, it's regularly threatened by foul-tempered, evil spirits. A faded darkness lodged in the cracks of troubled souls will have struck this town today, unnoticed. However, there are some who wield a light beyond all human understanding, and ascend their stools of righteousness to eradicate those shadows bound by the bowels of Hell. But who could it be given the two that are eliminating this darkness? Are they servants of God, or minions of the devil?
We now travel towards an area far from the city where a church is located
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Outside of the church we see a dog wearing a purple collar with its skin being green along with having zippers for ears and a tail hopping around but suddenly the osind of thunder roar and a flash of lighting struck down the dog causing it to be x-rayed with his brain having a label of him being an air head
Once the lightning stopped he was charred in black and smoke coming from his body just then a panel opened from the wall with a Black Man with an afro and pastor clothing with him having a hammer and slammed it onto the dogs head making him cough up what appeared to be a letter which opens up with the initials being "W.C"
Suddenly the sounds of bells ringing was heard with where we see inside a room two individuals with one of them jumping out of bed completely naked wjuel grabbing his clothes
???:Oh shit what the hell's going on!?
This caused the other person to wake up as well next came with another room with a girl waking up and for a split second played back down
We see inside the church the green dog and the black pastor waiting until a couch suddenly slammed on top of the dog
???:Having a Good Morning Panty?
The now named Panty just smiled and waved away the man do that he can leave
Panty:That's your cue to leave sweet cheeks
???:ok so I'll call you
Panty's appearance is that She has pale skin and the typical "Spiky Hair" hairstyle. Her hair is long and blonde and her eyes are blue.
???:and how are you feeling this morning Stocking?
Stocking:Fuck off, don't talk to me until I have my Goddamn sugar
She saying this while taking a bite from her pie while having a foodgasm
Stocking has pale skin and a typical "Hime Cut" hairstyle. Her hair is very long and navy on the outside while pink on the inside, and is tied with a bow
The black pastor man just stares at the two with one of them sleeping on the nude with sheets coveering while the other was enjoying her sugar
Black man who goes by the name of Garterbelt the pastor of Daten city and the mentor of Panty and Stocking
Garterbelt:reminisce bless us with a clue that shlid lead us to ghost to take out so listen up
He said while going through his afro and fetching out the letter
Garterbelt:Water Closet that means bathroom
But unfortunately they weren't paying attention but Garterbelt still continued
Garterbelt:we have reports of people suddenly and inexplicably sucked onto their toilets almost as if the commodes are eating them alive taking a massive dumps one of the most vulnerable positions a person can find themselves in for someone or something to prey upon that weakness us a vicious and damnable act. Woah this must be the work of a Ghost!
But even as he explained everything he was still ignored
Panty:All I need in life is to wake next to some morning wood
Stocking:is there anything harder for you to refuse on?
Panty:oh stop it with this self-righteous bullshit everyone's got a hobby
Stocking:well I guess that's trie then I'll stick with sugar
Panty:Don't you ever crave protein?
Stocking:Don't you not?
Panty:hey it's good for you, ain't that right Garter?
Garterbelt:SHUT UP, FIRST OF ALL WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAY AND SECONDLY if you don't want to be stuck here forever the only option you pathetic excuses for anything resembling angels have is to buy your way back to heaven with heaven coins you collect exterminating evil ghosts!
Saying this while revealing a case thya had only three coins
Garterbelt:Contrary to popular belief, you're not here to collect men or sugar! So focus and stop acting like bad ass hoes
Once he said his piece he could only watch as the dog was being punched and stomped upon which led him to being dragged on the ground and getting hit by the two girls over and over and then chuck which is the dogs name finally stopped while splattering on the board next to Garterbelt with his brain out
It was silent until Stocking broke the ice
Stocking:so what're you thinking?
Panty:yeah fuck it let's go
With them finally dressed with Panty wearing a stylish red dress with red heels along with Sotkcing who wore a gothic lolita dress
Panty:hey Stocking? Stocking:what is it Panty? Panty:you ready to roll
The sound of an engine was heard along with music with a vehicle blasting out of the ground
???:OH FUCK YEAH SEE-THROUGH!!
Hope you enjoy biatches stay safe stay healthy and peace out next chapter our green haired boy will make his appearance
