#Hotline
Mom: your father still haven't arrive home since last night.
Son: I bet father is having an affair with someone else. I saw him last week at the backyard talking with a well-dressed and sexy woman mom.
Mom: ˋˍˊ.THAT SON OF A BITCH!! Call him right now!!!
Son: *dials his father's number* Hello??.....OK..blah.blah.blah.
~After a while
Mom: Son,did he answered??
Son: nope,but the woman did.
Mom: Grrrr...I knew it!! What did she said?!?
Son: Your account balance is not sufficient. To complete this call,please load your account first.
Mom: .....-_-#.....
YOU ARE READING
LOL #JOKES #RIDDLES #QUOTES
SonstigesLOL means: Laugh Out Loud League Of Legends Lots Of Love LOTS OF LAUGH FOR EVERYONE! 0^◇^0)/ (WARNING: SOME OF THE JOKES,RIDDLES AND QUOTES ARE FROM THE INTERNET AND BOOK so don't get me wrong,I'm not that genius in creating them..XD)
