Horikita Suzune Oneshots

Yes or Yes?

"Kiyotaka-kun are you ok?"

Here we go again, trying to avoid my presence, huh.

Is something wrong with me?

Am I not worthy?

Just kidding, I should be.

"If you keep sleeping, I'll punish you."

"What the hell you mean by 'Punishments'?"

So my theory was right then.

"Look, as i expected, you were awake."

"I alread know your scariness if i make you angry."

You should be.

"Good. Then, do you have some spare time?"

"... and if I don't?"

Oh, you're approaching me?

What's next?

"I forgor 💀"

Nope, that's totally an idiotic thing, a human can say.  Let's say this instead:

"I can't force you, but i'll be cranky, if you don't comply."

Time to scare him~

"And if i'm cranky, then i'll be a major obstacle to your normal school life.

For example, i'll stick a pack of contraceptive on your back, give you a lot of hickeys, and tying you on the chair while you're suffering.

That kind of behavior? Yup."

"That's a straight up sexual harassment! Also giving me hickeys will cause me a lot of trouble, also tying me on a chair!"

Whoops i broke him.

"Don't worry, that's a joke. Your beautiful girlfriend wouldn't want something bad to her partner."

"How's that a joke!? Sticking packets of condoms, leaving hickeys, and tying me!"

"Well... aren't you a masochist?"

"That's not it! There's a difference between a masochist and person who has a high pain tolerance!"

This moment is worthy of my laugh. Just look at the people who's overhearing our conversation, mostly on Hirata-kun...?

Well nevermind him, Kiyotaka-kun doesn't swing that way so sorry.

"Then elaborate."

"U-uh..."

They began to laugh, go pity boy, explain the difference.

"What about the contr-"

"Do you have any evidence?"

Uh-huh.

"The hickeys...?"

"Then I'll break up with you."

This statement took the attention of our surroundings.

I guess they don't expect me saying that thing, well atleast.

"Huh?"

"See? Are you implying that I'm not worthy of your help?"

"T-that's not it!"

"Kiyotaka-kun, whether you like it or not, you'll help me on what i ask. Yes or Yes?"

"Fine. What is it."

Finally.

Wait. Isn't he supposed to answer yes?