Agnes Pov:Right now, I'm nearly bleeding by pinching myself from killing stupid sandwich boy. I told him not to eat the sandwich and guess what? He fudging doesn't listen and eats it, boys......
I'm so grounded for a year! I hate him!
Xander's pov: (AHHHHHHHHHH!)
This girl is literally killing me, inside and out. All I do is eat a forbidden sandwich and she throws food at me! What planet does this bitch come from? Cause she certainly doesn't come from Earth. Girls these days, bitches....
Agnes Pov:
"Miss Ameythst and Mr Jadore come inside my office now!" Mrs Jadore says, do not tell me that boy over here and her related - I HATE MONDAYS! I slowly walk to the headteacher's office, I muttered to myself 'Great job Agnes, your so gonna get that on your Oxford Application!'
"Can you explain why the hell that most of the whole canteen is filled with splaterred food?" My headteacher says in fury.
"He -" The boy puts his hand over my hand and interrupts me, eww - it smells like spagetthi with apple juice....
"Miss Agnes, over here, didn't let me have my sandwich Mrs Jadore" He says, smirking. Do you know how much I hate him? Cause it's way more larger than that small willy, I predict, he has. I yank the hand off me and gave a death glare to him.
"Well here's my story," Mrs Jadore looks at me, interested at what I have to say, " Once upon a time, we didn't give a fuck about Xander's side of the story!"
I've always wanted to use that reference from 'The Bad boy stole my bra' that is in my favourite app from my phone, Wattpad. I swear I read 100 chapters at least one day.
"MISS AMETHSYT! LANGUAGE! We do not accept that type of language at this school!" She bellows at my response.
"Says the woman who goes to nightclubs, drunk, swears and sings karaoke every weekend..." Xander mutters quietly, enough for me to hear and not Mrs Jadore. As he laughs with me, Mrs Jadore stares at us in disgust.
"What on earth is funny you two?" She questions, we stop laughing and she carries on talking.
"Since you two have caused this mess, you have detention every Monday and Friday - Lunchtime and Breaktime and you have to help clean the canteen every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday after Lunch." She says, with a smirk on her face. I guess she loves giving out punishments, since she is the number one Mean Girl of this school. Even more worse than Regina George, basically 100x more worse.
"WHAT?" We both say, slamming the headteacher's table - shocked.
"That table cost a fortune you know? Anyway, that is your consequences for your actions. Now off you go you two, I have karaoke plans to do. Shoo!" She says, leading us out of the door. I look at the boy next to me, I am certainly disgusted that I have to spend time with him.
"I hate you, you know?" I say, facing him.
"Cupcake? I hate you even more then..." He says back, smirking - dumbass.
Well, I know what is on my bucket list:
1. Kill Xander Jadore
2. Prank Mrs Jadore on after Graduation day....-----------------------------------------------
Ello, ello, ello! Mamma Jam in da jar - trying to be a gangsta, but it's not working....
Anyway, sorry for a short chappie! Have school assessments amd revising to do - Spanish and French sucks.....
Bye Wattpaders, Jammers, Jars?
Jxssette Mwah xxx
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THAT BOY STOLE MY CHEESE SANDWICH! <On Hold>
Teen FictionImagine, you've had a tiring day - filled with shitty exams - and it was lunch. Well obviously for lunch I'm gonna get my school's cheese sandwich, that are awesome, although nobody likes them apparently. At least I can get like 3 cheese sandwiches...