Jade: *sniffs* I smell a different blood.
Amber: *pats from behind* What's up jade? Why so serious?
Jade: I smell a demon nearby...
Amber: Do you vampires drink demon blood?
Jade: It depends. *looks forward* It's coming closer...
Kurama: *comes silently, his body is revealed slowly* *looks at the two girls* Hello, pretty ladies! Sorry I can't give you my autograph right now because i--- *looks intensely at Jade* *thinks~ She is different... She don't seem like a land god...*
Jade and Kurama (at the same time to each other): Who are you?
Jade: I asked first! Answer me!
Kurama: I was the one who asked you first!
Jade: Amber! Who was first?
(Me: I was First~ :P)
Amber: I-i don't know... You both were first!
Jade: Then who is second?
Amber: No one! Wait~ Who are you? see, now i am second.
Both Kurama and Jade sweat drops.
Jade: How about this? We play rock, paper scissors and the winner gets an answer first!
Kurama: Sure!
Rock, Paper, Scissors~
Jade: *sighs* I lost... Okay... I am a Vampire.
Kurama: I am a singer. *smirks and makes a pose*
Jade: *anime frustration marks appear* I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY! *yells*
Kurama: Okay okay i was just kidding! I am a crow demon but don't tell anyone... *comes near to the girls and puts his head in between the heads of the two girls* If you do, then i will kill you.
(With that said kurama went away and THE END)
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