Dubstep Squids

Breakfast

Kawaii Potato: KP ~ Table Person: TP ~ Baked Pillow: BP ~ Toilet Document: TD ~ Rob: Rob

7:34am

KP: "oi where the milk? I can't eat cereal without milk!"
TP: "yes you can."
Kp: "how?"
*Table Person pours his coffee on Kawaii potato's cereal*
KP: ".....genius.... "
TB: "hey where's Baked Pillow?"
KP: "dunno... I didn't see Baked Pillow since we watched that romantic movie last night"
TP: "I thought you hated romantic movies, you were full on crying"
KP: "I do hate romantic movies thank you for noticing"
*kitchen cupboard opens randomly*
BP: "oh you guys are up"
TP: "why were you in the cupboard?"
BP: "why do ask so many freaking questions? My ears were all like: "BAKED PILLOW!! I can't handle it anymore! Tell that thing to stfu!"
Baked Pillow teased
*Toilet Document and Rob threatens everyone with banana guns*
TD: "FREEZE NOBODY MOVE!!"
KP: "AGSUDHSIWIWKAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!"
*Kawaii Potato hides under the table as Toilet Document heads over to the pantry and stuffs his mouth with lollies. Kawaii Potato pushed the water glass off the table*
TD: "OI!!!!! I SAID DONT MOVE YOU STUPID POO! haha I'm only joking I love you."
*Toilet Document walks up to Kawaii Potato and hits him with a sledge hammer to the head in a joking way.*
Rob: "Guess who just got 60 points on their driver app baby! *phone plays Carless Whispers by George Michael.*
Baby: GAGAGAGAGAGA
KP: "where did the baby come from?"
TD: "your butt"
KP: "oh yeah... I forgot... Lol"
*the baby turns into a 12ft. green one eyed 500 teethed monster*
Rob: "that escalated quickly"
BP: ..... She's..... Beautiful......
*Baked Pillow runs and hugs the monster*
TP: "wtf! Baked Pillow!"
*The monster grabs Baked Pillow and eats Baked Pillow, opens a portal and disappears near the wall*
Rob: "NOOO!!! TOILET DOCUMENT!!!!!! WHY!!!!! ...... he taught me how to shave.....
TD: "rob I'm here"
Rob: *puts hand on toilet documents lips* "shhhh shh... It's ok pains over now"
KP: "WE HAVE TO SAVE BAKED PILLOW"