Note Death
What if Yagami Light from Death Note was an idiot?
Chapter X:
Gayamnot Dark is a middleschool student suffering from success. He grew up as an adopted orphan, suffered from Fortnite addiction, and created the political party who lead the 1987 CIA sponsored investegations on Mozambique. Dark however is wishing for a special day, a day where he chooses to do what he deems as failure: Reading a book.
"I WILL READ THIS DAMN BOOK." - Furiously says the illiterate teenager. He for whatever reason loves to talk to himself, in fact, he is the weird kid in school.
Suddenly, Dark clunches his hearth, Motivated enough to finally learn to read, and screams out of his mouth "NO MORE FORTNITE!". All of the students look at him with confusion, questioning the mental stability of the person.
Dark smiles with full determination and looks into his school book, however Dark fails to read a sentence. He then slaps his head and every blink of motivation is now gone. "Gosh darn it, why is this day not special... Is there really something wrong with my IQ...?"
A sudden "bimb!" noise is heard outside the school window. Dark quickly notices through his window a mysterious book sitting in the grass feild.
"What in the baka sugoii was that?" Says the deluded weeaboo, till out of nowhere, Dark jumps through the window, submitting himself into a dangerous head on fall facing directly the cement floor.
the students scream out of fear, They yell in true agony thinkig the insane-driven man just attempted suicide. All while the teacher sits in silence, sipping his tea and enjoying some great wattpad fanfictions made by 14 year old girls. He is just like you!
The now free falling Dark bursts his head into the floor, yet, he quickly jumps out of it like nothing happened. "Is this a cartoon?" - Asks the reader. "I don't even know" - Answers the author.
Dark rushes directly to the book to open it up. He looks at the text reading it as "Noud Tits". Yes. He is an idiot. "haha thats what my Fortnite friends call me" He says.
Dark opens the book only to realise it was all in french. "Luman... don.... le.... no....... i...... ekrit.... Frick this hon hon hon sh%#, I'll use my google translate" and through google translate and after a long time, Dark finally understands what this book's content reads. "Hmph, so this book kills people if I write their name?" He reluncantly says.
Dark looks into the camera with a smirking face.
"What a dumb joke this is... Thinking I'd fall for a stupid kid's game. Muwahahahaha, AHEM AHEM. Surly sure jokester, let's play your game!" He says.
Dark with fast motion quickly picks up a pencil and writes with perfect handwriting his own name "Gayamnot Dark".
"Let's see whose the real smartass!" Says the smirking teenager.
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"ARGH...."
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"AKgh.."
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"Urghurghur"
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Dark collapses directly into the floor with no one to witness his last breath.
Till suddenly, A passing dude sees his body. It's Paul Jake! "Heyo dark-o-dickson, how u doiiiiiiiin?" Paul replies to the dead corpse. "Huh, is this dumo dead? Oh a cool book! Lemme write my naaaaaaame for ya!"
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"MY HEAR-"
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Note Death
HumorGayamnot Dark discusses the "Fortnite case" with his mind. Upon inquiring about the time of summer vacation, Dark concludes that his Fortnite addiction is likely going to come back. He requests himself on how to pick up a book instead. Because Dark...
