"you old, you a dry(?) turkey. 3 strikes in a row *PYOOM*, y'all didn't know that's where i was about to go. got the money, call it dough *cha-ching*, roll it up. and i'm boutta go...where we goin'? i don't know, imma keep on showin' i'm the goat. if. you. don't. know. guess. sucka. guess. now. you. know! name is coryxkenshin and i'm that bro. don't speak to me because boy i don't speak no BROKE! STEP IN THE U.K. THEY BE LIKE WHO IS THAT BLOKE!? I'M THAT GOAT!! and now you know... *laughs*"
- WORST JUMPSCARE OF MY LIFE|Summer of 58
quote from september 5th, 2021
a/n: Y'ALL THE MAN HIMSELF IS FINALLY BACK!!! i'm so heccin glad cory decided he wasn't gonna retire and decided to just challenge himself. i can't wait to see more content in the future and hear what other quotable things he says. i hope u guys are having a good day <333 and sorry for not updating since like january 😭