An Assassin Host? (Under Editing)

Chapter #1

It's the new school year. Though the former students of class 3-E we're given a break, they were thrust back into a whole other string of trouble. Nagisa Shiota, Karma Akabane, Rio Nakamura, Tomohito Sugino, and Kaede Kayano were sent to ouran highschool, home to the rich and snobby kids.

"C'mon you brats, get out of the damn car!" Said a blonde beauty rather violently. "Geez bitch-sensei, we're goin' we're goin" said a red head slyly. "Yeah bitch-sensei, we won't go and ruin you're alone time~" teased yet another blonde. "It's not a date" said a man sitting in the driver's seat as he rolled down the window. "I never said it is~"

"Remember this is a mission, don't blow you're cover" the man said with a sigh. "Yeah-yeah, whatever you say Mr. K" replied a green haired girl.

"So, this is the school?" Said a blue haired boy who could easilly be mistaken as a girl. After that sentence, there was a distinct silence in the air.

"WHO THE HELL PAINT THE SCHOOL PINK?!!!"

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"Damn this stupid school's huge." Whined Nakamura as they walked along the halls. "Don't worry, I have it under control" beamed a purple haired AI, Ritsu. "Oh, thanks Ritsu!" Exclaimed kayano "no problemo!" said Ritsu giving them a thumbs up as she pulled up a map of the school.

"Um... Excuse me," Nagisa called out the front office Lady. "Oh, you must be the new transfer students," she answered with a strained smile. 'geez, I wonder just how much stuck up brats she has to deal with?' Nagisa thought to himself "yes we are, we're here for our schedule?" Asked kayano "yes, here you are" she answered handing the piece of paper. "Thank you very much," said Nagisa with his usual smile and a small bow, making her caught in suprise. "You're welcome, hope you like it here" she smiled once again though this time it was a genuine one.

"Looks like we're in different classes" said Nakamura scanning the paper. "Yeah, the three of us are in class A," said kayano talking about herself, Nagisa and Karma. "And we're in class B" said sugino with Nakamura nodding along. "Yeah too bad, I was hoping to see everyone's reaction too," Nakamura pouted. "Well, we'll see you at lunch" waved karma.

"Excuse me..." Said Nagisa knocking on the door "you must be my new students," said the teacher opening the door. "Yes, we are" kayano answered "class these are the transfer students that'll be joining us starting today, please introduce yourselves" the teacher explained to the class "right, my name is akari yukimura, and i really like pudding" said kayano with a smile on her face. "The name's Karma Akabane, call me Karma" said Karma with his usual smirk on his face. "My name is Nagisa Shiota, I prefer if you call me Nagisa, it's nice to meet you" said Nagisa as he did a little bow.

"Now, do any of you have any questions for your new classmates?" Asked the teacher, and with that they were bombarded by questions from the excitable sea of students.

"Do you dye your hair? Or is it natural?" Asked one of the girls. "My green hair is dyed, though Karma's and Nagisa's hair are 100% natural," answered kayano. "How come you're not wearing the uniform?" Asked another girl. "The girls uniform was a bit stuffy, so we made our own!" Said kayano, explaining why she was wearing the boy's uniform with a black skirt.

"Will you go out with me!?" Asked a boy "yeah-yeah, are you both single?" And other similar questions were being thrown at nagisa and kayano. On the other hand karma was asked by a different question by the girls, "will you join the host club?" They asked though before karma could ask what 'the host club' is, Nagisa snapped.

"JUST TO CLARIFY I'M A GUY..."

He said letting out some bloodlust making everyone else with the exception of karma and kayano to shut their mouths. But then again the silence didn't last long, it was broken by a histeric laugh from a certain red head. "Oh this is priceless," he said hunching down as an attempt to hold his laugh, though it clearly failed.

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"Mr. Fujioka, could you olease show these students around?"  Said the teacher asking the boy/girl? Sitting behind Nagisa.

"Hai!"

"And last but not least, this is the dinning hall" said a brown haired girl who some reason wearing a boy's uniform. "Wow this place is like freaking maze," said karma looking side to side. "Tell me about it, it's been awhile since i started going here and I still get lost at times" she replied. "Hey haruhi!" Called out a pair of twins. "Oh, hey Hikaru, Kaoru" said haruhi facing them. "You done yet?" Said one of them "come on, let's go!" Continued his brother. "Hey, wait hold on! Let me go!" Said Haruhi being manhandled.

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"Bwah ha ha ha!" Nakamura letting out a boisterous laugh after watching the video karma took that morning. "Man, look how pissed you are" sugino said failing to hold his laugh. "Shut up!"

"But anyway, Everything here sure are expensive" said sugino finally composing himself. "I know, good thing those guys are the one paying for everything." Said Nagisa still somewhat mad.

"Yeah if they weren't we'd be broke. Well, some of us anyway" said Nakamura eyeing at karma and kayano. "Tell me about it, they just need to ask for money and bam they got it, no work at all. No offense" said sugino. "None taken," said kayano while karma just shrugged. "Though, it'll be fun messing with them," said karma with his devilish smirk. "Whatever you're thinking, just don't do it."

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"Haruhi, where are the transfer students?" Asked bespectacled black haired boy. "They're over there, kyoya-senpai" said Haruhi gesturing to the colorfull bunch. "Good job haruhi!" Said a blonde haired idiot before rushed off. "Wait, senpai!"

"Hm... So these are the new students," said Tamaki eyeing them. "Who the hell are you?!" Ahouted Nakamura punching Tamaki square on the face. "Boss!" Shouted the twins "oh my god, i'm sorry! I wasn't thingking," exclaimed Nakamura "no no, it is I who should apologize, i'm the one who startled you, my darling princess" tamaki apologize rubbing his bruised face, while that happened kyoya gave out an order. "You three, grab them!" He said "Roger that!"

"Sorry about this"said Haruhi pushing sugino along, while the twins dragged karma, who wasn't putting up a fight. "I do hope you come and see us in music room #3" said Tamaki handong out a single rose.

"So we're definitely going right?" Asked Nagisa "yup!" Answered kayano. "Though i wonder why they didn't bring you along, Nagisa" she continued. "I'm pretty sure they thought you were a girl" teased Nakamura "shut up Nakamura."

As they opened the door to music room #3 they were met with the sight of karma and sugino sitting on a couch being interrogated.

"Ok, what's going on here?" Kayano shouted. "I'm sorry ladies, but the host club isn't in action yet," said Tamaki "yeah, we're just here for our friends you kidnapped" said Nakamura pointing at karma and sugino.

"I see, i'm sorry for ruining your afternoon, but there's something i need to discuss with them," explained tamaki kissing Nagisa's hand. "Pfft... See, I told you no one would believe you're a guy, Nagisa~" laughed karma joined by the others with the exception of the oblivious host club. "Wait what?!" The twins voiced out through the laughter. "Yes, you see Nagisa here is actually a guy..."

"WHAT?!!!"

T. B. C

Yay, I finally update it !!
So, here is the new and improved 'an assassin host' hope you guys like it. The next chapter will be put up in a week or so (again, don't hold me on that)

See you guys later~