Neeko's Crackfic Adventure

Neeko goes to McDonald

"Mother, Neeko is getting really hungry!!" Neeko moaned in the back seat, having to go shopping with her parents all day, the lizard girl was bored and drained out of her mind.
"Shut the fuck up!!" Xayah says, clearly frustrated. "I can't go on one shopping trip without you constantly whining!"
Neeko begins to tear up, but stays quiet, knowing how much her emo mother was annoyed with her. They pull up into the house and Neeko runs inside, Rakan watching her. "Neeko wait!!!" Rakan runs after Neeko, opening the door on her touching her nekussy, whimpering and crying. The two animal people scream in sync, Neeko pulling the covers over herself. "Hey so, I'm sorry about how your mom treated you today, she gets super moody when it's egg laying season." Rakan sighs, slicking his hair out.
"Neeko doesn't give a fuck. I'm not accepting the apology until Mother apologizes to my face." Neeko pouts, putting her pants back on.
"If it makes you feel any better Neeko, we can go to McDonald's. Xayah isn't gonna be back for another 2 hours." Rakan said softly.
"What's McDonald's?? Neeko doesn't know a McDonald's." Neeko tilts her head, confused at what the fuck Rakan just said.
"Here, come in the car." Rakan sighed.
Rakan starts up the car and starts speeding.
"Neeko isn't sure this is safe! Are you under the alcohol influence, father?" Neeko screamed as Rakan clipped a mailbox, "Yeah honey, this is fine, I'm just going beast mode!!"

They arrive at the McDonald's. The fast food restaurant had a glaring red roof and it was practically empty concidering it was 4 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. The animal people walk inside and Rakan begins to take out his wallet. "Burger." Rakan mutters. "2 burger".

"Dad, what the fuck is a burger? Oovicat doesn't eat booorgooor." Neeko curiously repeats the foreign word, not knowing what a burger is.

"You'll see" Rakan says, paying for the food, and taking the two burgers. "Let's go, Neeko" Rakan says with a small smile. The dumbass lizard follows the equally dumbass bird into the car. They open the burger boxes, assuming they'd eat it in the parking lot. Rakan starts biting off the seeds of the burger, slowly mutilating the top of the bun. Neeko confused, decided to do the same thing. "Neeko has had a seed before. Is that the whole appeal?" Neeko says picking off pieces of the bun of the burger.
"Oh no you absolute silly goof ball" Rakan says, biting into the burger, Neeko gasps in surprise, not expecting it at all. She slowly takes a bite of the burger as well and freezes for a moment.
"Are you ok Neeks?" Rakan panics looking at the lizard girl.
All of a sudden, Neeko wakes up and swallows the rest of the burger whole. "I say burger is pretty good, 8 out of 10." Neeko says licking the ketchup off her fingers. Rakan finishes his burger while Neeko fidgets with her tail.
The two drive home, now in a better mood. When they get back, Xayah is on the porch smoking weed. Neeko jumps on top of her and gives her a big hug.
"Mother, Neeko knows you're mad at me, but you don't mean it, right?" Neeko cries into the bird bitche's breasts.
"Ah no Neeko, I was just fooling around, I want actually mad" she groaned.

Neeko runs inside and turns on her computer so she can play Shantae. Today was successful. She got on good terms with her mother, tried a burger, and now can play a game full of softcore.