Two Irish men, Mat and Sam were looking at a mail order catalogue which they received that morning, admiring models. It was Mat's turn to look at it and after he looked at about half the catalogue he remarked "Have you seen the beautiful girls on this catalogue, Sam?" Sam replied "Off course, they're beautiful... And look at the price "Mat with wide eyes said "WOW, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying at least three." Sam smiles and pats him on his shoulder and he said "Well, that's a good idea! Order one and if she's beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I'll get one."
Two weeks later, Sam meets Mat at the stationary and asks him; " Did you receive those girls you ordered from that catalogue? Mat replies "No, but it shouldn't be long now. They sent four sacks of clothes yesterday."
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