Ike NTR

Part 1 - The Airplane

"Ah, Kanji I'm sorry."

"What's it?"

"I umm... fucked up our budget, kinda."

"Yeah, maybe... but that's okay, why not go sit somewhere?"

"What?"

"Satsuki"

"Eh?"

"You can... s-sit beside me"

Stay 1 metre away from me you uggo.

"Thanks..."

God 1 metre and that isn't fulfilled, I buttoned my shirt on instinct while she turned her head to look at what I did. She wasn't drooling, but looking annoyed.

"n-Not now, Satsuki."

She got blueballs, wait if that was even possible.

"i-I wan't asking anything, ugh."

"n-Nice job showing your blueballs."

"What? What's that?"

"Go find out. *laugh*"

"Wait... that sounds so perverted, is it?"

She sounded like Haruki for a while until she said 'perverted'.

"w-What?! Don't assume like you know anything!"

"Why not? It sounded like testicles!"

How the fuck do women know about testicles!

It feels so stuffy I unbuttoned the first 2 buttons while Satsuki was snickering.

"You button then unbutt-"

I glared at her.

"Why would you do it in front of me? You lack basic decency you perv-"

"What!?"

Something Shinobaka Satsuki wouldn't understand.

"You're worse than Ayanokouji-kun!!!"

What... Ayanokouji? Worse? Did she elope? I slapped her in response.

"Ah-, I mean he's a cool loner!"

"w-w-What are you saying?"

"He just k-k-keeps his cool, t-that's all!"

"You didn't?"

"I didn't!"

"Did you suck that thing?"

"w-w-What!? How did you know?"

"To be fair, his thing's really huge!"

"Of course! Dosen't mean I hate yours either!"

"y-You..."

I blushed, or so my reactions suggested. I'm not sure either.

"Uwaa you perv-"

I grabbed my mechanical pencil and pointed it near her eye, making her flinch.

"Umm... Kanji why are you blushing?"

"n-No reason ehehehe."

"You're so perverted when you blush!"

Satsuki giggled. I was puzzled why she was staring blankly at me.

"Geh? y-What makes you think so?"

"What makes you think 'oh so angelic' Kushida-san wants to suck th-"

"What? You've gone too far."

"Ah? b-But wouldn't perverts like you tend to do those mind-fucking thingy?"