Yo mama jokes

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Yo mama so dum she brought a super spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway as a slippin slide
Yo mama so fat that she bought tickets to x-box live
Yo mama is so fat that she got arrested for carrying 12 pounds of crack
Yo mama is so small that she can do backflips under a bed
Yo mama is so ugly that she got arrested for mooning
Yo mama is so ugly that when she was at the strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on
Yo mama is so dum they said it was chilly outside so she brought a bowl outside
Yo mama so old she farts out dust
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
Yo mama so dum she said to a turkey man I want peanut butter and jelly please
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