deez nutz

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can i put my bawllz in ur jawllz 🥺🏳️‍🌈

it's honestly kinda hard being the funniest person ever.

lord forgive me for i have sinned. idk how praying works but if hell is real ik where i'm going because of this book 🤗🤗

i wrote this is 2021 and i thought i was hilarious. my friends all know this exists bc this girl that i'm friends with who i secretly hate thought it would be funny to tell ppl i read wattpad and then i just told people it was so i could write this book but i wrote this book before that happened bc i'm funny why is my grammar so bad and why is this just one big sentence  someone help did i spell sentence wrong 😜

cum in ur bum 😈

i use to many emojis
which to or too would i use for that idk
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i love my therapist but one day if i ever get a new therapist i'm gonna tell her the most random bullshit things ever like my dog died and my dad is dead and i have a severe gay man porn addiction and i'm allergic to kiwi is that believable idk but i'm too funny for this world

i'll probably go on this book in another couple months and read this and realize how annoying i am

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