My Little baka....(Twilight X Mordecai)

That blue bird.....

TWILIGHT"S POV:

   I walk out into the busy hall of high schoolers moving to their next class. The smell of axe body spray and  plastic Botox booty cheeks hit me like a wall. What a wonderful sent. 

  I was off to my next class astronomy, my favorite. I happily walk to class, the sound of my hoves hit the ground with loud thuds.  I've always loved the stars. When  I was young I would to always sit on the window seal, legs dangling out the window. i would look up at the stars, hoping, praying, that a shooting star may come my way. One night i remember sitting in my spot happily looking up at the stars. 

   As i looked up at the stars i realized there was a shooting star.  though soon i realized it was coming for me. the bright ball of light hurdled through my ceiling, destroying my cardboard cutout of Nikki manaji. When i opened my eyes i seen 3 beautiful women standing before me. 

  "look what you did you dumb BITCH!" a women with long black hair and a fat ass (made of plastic) screamed. "Well i'm sorry that i forgot the map, oh wait, THAT WAS YOU< YOU STUPID BITCH" A women with blond hair and a fake ass replied. "your stupid, this is stupid" a women with black hair and a natural ass said. 

   The smell the of Botox filled the room. "who the hell our you guys" my 6 year old self said. "we are the kardasians" the black haired fake assed one said "i'm Kim". "I'm Khloe" the blond one said. "and i'm kourty" the nonfake assed one said.

   "What do you want from me?" I asked in a trembling voice. the kardasins looked at me with a judgeful glare. "you are literally so rude, you didn't even ask if i was ok." Kim said. I got up, legs shaking. "Were here to tell you to stop being a stupid bitch and date the blue version of big bird"  Khloe said. "W-what?" I asked in a trembling voice "like the one from sesame street?". "Wear else would i 6ft tall bird be bitch." Kourtney said "anyways bye." . "wait wha-" Kim started before getting pushed out the window. I could her the faint sound of kim screaming oh my god as she fell out the window. Next Kourtney pushed khole out. Kourtney looked at me then denigrated into the floor boards. 

I never saw them again.....

  I continued my was to class, passing Trisha and Nikki. I over heared Trisha  and Nikki talking about a possible collab. As I continued walking to class I turned, and hit a big wall. 

  I looked up to see a big blue bird looming over me.

His bright blue feathers

His tall stancher

His non fake ass

and the sweat coming from his pits confirmed it..... 

This was the man the big booty goddess predicted i would meet, the man?

Mordecai from astronomy.