Cursed Smut Oneshots

twilight x mordecai

pls this is like the only thing i can think of LMFAO PLS

anyway yep

enjoy 😩

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twilight pov:

life in ponyville is literally ass.

i wake up and this ANNOYING ASS BITCH SPIKE-

istg he pisses me off so much.

sell that mfer on ebay- 🙄

anyway, last night with mordecai senapi was the best. we held feathers and hooves <3 and he stuck that sexy bird beak in my throat 😩

thinking about it now makes my purple pony pussy throb (a/n i fking hate myself for this)

i whimper for my mordecai-san, my alpha <3

my thoughts are interrupted by the creak of the bed beneath me. my pony ass is so fat i literally cant with myself

currently i sit on the edge of my bed with my headphones on..

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars-

i miss mordecai
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mordecai pov:

dude last night with twilight was so boooring

literally all we did the whole night was watch rigby and spike play cards and talk 🙄

and i held her hoof. it was really crusty. mfer needs to wash herself better 🙄🙄

anyway whenever i see her, my blue bird cock throbs like hella (a/n pls i'm so sorry)

tonight at the picnic i'll make a move on her

make her my lady

but she's kinda got this weird barking kink and insists on calling me her alpha 💀💀

but anyway i noticed she put on hella weight and her ass is so fucking massive

no wonder spike loves being around her 😳 i wouldn't be able to keep my hands off that pony ass

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LATER AND ITS NIGHT AND THEYRE ON A DATE

twilight pov:

mordecai and i sit next to each other on the tiny blanket, his feathers close to my hoof 😳

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

i could really use a wish rn, wish rn, wish rn

i look over and can't help but stare. our hands meet in the space between us. my skin grows hot around my face.

we lie hand in hand ion the blanket, staring up at the sky. we scoot closer together and i feel my own peen grow (a/n yes twilight sparkle has a dick)

the heat of the night mixed with our sweat and the hot man next to me causes me to whine

mordecai chuckles lightly

"what's the matter shawty" he says

i remain silent. he rests his feathery hand on my thigh. as he inches his hand closer and closer to my "pony pussy" i realize it's time to reveal my secret

i clear my throat roughly

"mordecai man i got a penis" i say.

he blinks a few times before clearing his own throat

"i'm gay asf it's cool dude" he says, smirking. then we start making out. his beak reaches way into my throat and i start moaning and gagging. our spit mixes and before i know it, he's on top of me and he's asking to fucc my tight pony bussy (a/n consent is sexy so pls make sure you ask first)

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mordecai pov:

i slowly lift off twilights and i whip out my tiny bird cock

i rub her cock and precum seeps out

"pathetic" i say, wiping it off with my feather and forcing her to open her mouth and suck her mess off my fingers. she obediently takes my fingers into her mouth

my peen twitches.

i maintain eye contact with twilight while i slowly enter her tight ass

"uUUUuUugh 😩" i say, releasing moans into the otherwise silent park. i lee thrusting with all my might, though that seemed to not have any affect on twilight. she was still silent

"what's wrong mamas" i ask

she blinks and looks away.

"your dick is kinda small not gonna lie" she says quietly. i smack that bitch

"ik you did not just call my dick small" i say offended. i tuck my penis back into my feathers and stand up. i stare down at her and she's emotionless.

"i'll show you emotionless" i say, bending back down, and with that i strangled that hoe 💀✋

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narrator:

mordecai is charged with murder three days later and is electrocuted

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PLS IM SO SORRY LMAO I JATED TJIS DO MUCH but actually i'm like kinda good at writing? 😩⭐️ anyway