queen elizabeth and philza minecraft sat there eating whatever the fuck they could find on the surface of the planet when PLOT TWIST DINOSAURS EXIST NOW
queen elizabeth: fuck what do we do
philza minecraft: dont worry ive fought these creatures before
queen elizabeth: thank go-
philza minecraft: in minecraft
queen elizabeth: god fucking damnit
philza minecraft grabs a stick and pokes it into the eye of all the dinosaurs. bitch you though meteors killed em all nah it was philza minecraft with a stick
queen elizabeth: damn
philza minecraft: k
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queen elizabeth and philza minecraft watch the universe form
Fanfictionwise old people watch the earth form because they are old. btw this isnt your average fanfic you would find on wattpad. its a history lesson and it will teach you the true story of how the world was formed.