After hours of blinding lights It finally started to diminish leaving me startled as I didn't recognize the area we were in I would've thought were in the crimson lands but these trees didn't have flesh hanging from them
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The trees were red and might I dare say they were quite beautiful I didn't really stop to look at things back home makes you think about life doesn't it?
I enabled my flight core to try and fly up but of course spaz is asleep as always dragging me back down
"SPAZ WAKE YOUR ASS UP" god damn it's always like this wish I wasn't connected to this fool.
Spaz: Hey it isn't very nice to wake someone up ya know?
Retina: Does it look like I give a shit?
Spaz: Not really?
Retina: Anyways enough of this nonsense gett of the ground so we can see where we are.
Spaz: What do you mean we are at the crimson- AYO WTF IS THAT.
Retina: What?
I quickly spot a black wolf like creature sprinting towards us
Retina: SPAZ GET OFF THE GROUND RIGHT NOW
Spaz: IM TRYING IM STUCK IN SOME BLACK SHIT
Retina: HURRY THE FUCK UP With the black wolf closing the distance I can see it has a very disgusting appearance its not fucking symmetrical at all
Spaz: THERE
We quickly float up just enough to be out of it's reach while circling above the thing I get hit by something
Retina: What the fuck was that!
Spaz: I didn't see shit- yo you got feathers on the side of you *pfft* My
Retina: Stop Laughing!
Spaz: Sorry sorry hey look there's a bird
Retina: that's not a bird... THAT'S A HUGE ASS CROW
Spaz: wait why are we scared of these things again?
Retina: we don't know how strong they could be so we have to keep our distance
Spaz: I'm pretty sure those feathers were that things attack and your saying we should keep our distance?
Retina: Yes?
Spaz: and you call me stupid -_-
Retina: Whatever what's your big idea huh?
Spaz: I'ma just burn the thing
Retina: that's actually.. smart
Spaz: yeah yeah come on
We start rushing towards the crow as it starts to run away
Huge Ass Crow: CAW! (AW HELL NAW I AINT GETTING PAID FOR THIS SHIT)
Spaz: OH SO U JUST HIT MY BROTHER AND THEN YOU THINK GET YOUR FEATHERY ASS OVER HERE
Spaz starts shooting fireballs at the poor crow who barely managing to dodge said fire balls getting hit by almost each one
Retina: Don't worry I got this
I analyze the crows flight path to see where it would be next.
Retina: gotcha fucker
*SHOOM*
Crow: Caw..(I just had to go to work today)
The crow gets evaporated as the ray of light devours him
Spaz: Damn kinda feel bad now.
Retina: you said it yourself he attacked me so he wasn't getting away
Spaz: meh whatever let's go explore
Retina: alright-AHHH
Spaz:NEERRRRROWWWWW
Little note here: sorry I haven't been able to work on this because of school and other crap I have to deal with ;-; anyways I'll try to update this as fast as I can :)
