Interview with the Vampire

Interview with the Vampire

A/N: The following is an interview with the lead character from Prettiest Vampire. The questions were suggested by my good friend @AndreaPorcelainDoll, and are in fact the questions she regularly uses to interview characters and authors in her Wattpad novel, “Interview Me, Baby”.

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AndreaPorcelainDoll: Good evening. Or perhaps I should say Gooood Eeeevening, as my guest tonight is Lilian Van Schattigdame, star of Prettiest Vampire, the latest novel by Lori Ellis. Welcome, Lilian. Maybe you could start off by just telling us a bit about yourself. Lilian is an unusual name for a guy, is it not?

Lilian: Thank you, Andrea. As you’ve said, my name is Lilian, which is unusual for a guy. I looked it up on the internet, and only 0.01% of people named Lilian are guys, so that means…

Daciana: Lilian, our beautiful Lilian! Whatever are you doing? And who is this charming young lady?

Lilian: Daciana! And Ilinca. I thought you would be out all night. Um, this is AndreaPorcelainDoll, from Wattpad. She wants to interview me.

Ilinca: Ooooh, wonderful! We can tell you so much about our beautiful Lilian. Isn’t she lovely?

Lilian: Daciana and Ilinca are the two sirens who kidnap, torment, and generally terrorize me throughout the book. And they are under the unfortunate impression that I am a girl.

Daciana: Don’t be ridiculous, Lilian. We know exactly what you are. And when have we been anything less than kind and generous toward you?

Lilian: (grimaces and makes silent pleading gestures toward AndreaPorcelainDoll)

AndreaPorcelainDoll: Maybe I could just ask my next question…

Count Dodrescu: DAUGHTERS OF THE NIGHT! What is going on here?!

AndreaPorcelainDoll: Could you please just be quiet and sit down!

Dodrescu: (sits) Did she just tell me to be quiet?

AndreaPorcelainDoll: So Lilian, would you consider yourself to be good, or bad?

Lilian: Good or bad at what (laughs)? My boss, Mr. Dilworth would tell you that I’m bad. Possibly the worst salesman he ever had.

Ilinca: He is wrong! Our Lilian is darling.

Lilian: Fortunately Mr. Dilworth seems to be one character who hasn’t shown up tonight. In general, I try to do my best. Certainly compared to all the demons in the story who murder, kidnap and terrorize without the least hint of compassion, I am very good.

Dodrescu: I myself am a very good character.

Daciana: How can you possibly even say that? You throw others about like twigs in a storm! You burst into flames at the least provocation!

Dodrescu: I’m complicated. You need to examine my motivation.

AndreaPorcelainDoll: Lilian! What is your favourite color?

Lilian: Oh, um, I’d have to say…

Ilinca: White! She is so adorable in a flowing white gown. With a touch of pink!