Roger Bartlett
Ashley: *Trying to play football but falls on his face*
Roger: Oh good, look at this idiot. Where are his parents
Y/N:...
Roger: *Sees it's Ashley*
Roger: "Wait, it's me. I'm the parent"
Y/N: *Shakes head*
Roger: "I have to go"
Virgil Hilts
Queenie: *Opens arms* "It's the hug plane coming in for a landing!"
Virgil: *looks around to see if he's alone*
Vigil: *Opens his arms* "You're cleared for approach, baby"
Eric Ashley-Pitt
Y/N: "Why are there little handprints all over the wall?"
Eric: *Turns to Wilma* "Why are there little handprints all over the walls?"
Wilma: *Shows Eric her pink hands* "Because I have little hands"
Eric: *Turns back to you* "Because she has little hands"
Robert Hendley
Wedding officiant: "Ok repeat after me"
Hendley: "After me"
Wedding officiant:
Roger: *Whispering* "Are you sure this is the one you want?"
Willie Dickes
Y/N: *Crossing her arms at Willie and Danny* "Did none of you, think this was a bad idea?!"
Willie: "Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway"
Danny Welinski
Danny: "This biscuit, is somehow dry yet underdone. It is sour and sweet simultaneously. If i had to rate it, I'd give it a one-"
Kitty: "I baked them myself, uncle Danny!"
Danny: " ONE HUNDRED OUT OF ONE HUNDRED. It's delicious, Kitty. It-it's so delicious, it is making me cry."
Sandy MacDonald
Y/N:
Sandy: "One day you'll buy a product with an expiration date that outlives you"
Sandy: "Sorry, should have kept that one to myself"
