Next you want to knit an embarrassing Christmas sweater for them
And make sure
You take as.many.photos.as.possible.to.show.your.grandbabiesBut my son is gay so unless that mfer is adopting a baby I'm never gonna be a grandma. Then when you have those pictures you send them on every face book group with your friends on
They'll get a kick out of it
If notBe really extra
Example: SO KATSUKI IS YOU BOOOOOYYYYYFRIEND COMING OVER
One time I dashed onto the road and my mother started hitting me with a potato sack in publicBut child abuse isnt cool so you just do a light slap like this
Anyways thank you for reading children have fun do drugs and be gay (dont do drugs) I'm open to adopting ALL OF YOU
YOU ARE READING
ways to embarrass your child *tips and tricks from the very best *
Randomhello these are small notes from me mitsuki to improve your life and worsen someone else's so grab your iced coffee dice in