The fall: A Sherlock BBC fanfiction

1. Finish watching "The Reichenbach Fall".

2. Turn the television off and sit for a few minutes in utter silence.

3. Enter your bedroom, sit on your bed and bring your knees to your chest.

4. Hug yourself in silence for a few minutes.

5. Cry.

6. Wail uncontrollably.

7. Rock back and forth.

8. Sputter unintelligibly about how unfair life is.

9. Repeat steps five to nine for approximately four years.

10. Rinse and repeat.

Bonus step: Sit in the shower for two hours a day and cry.