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People I Know🧍‍♂- Aether's Story Time 💃 & Zhongli's Miss Use Of The Word "Lol"

(Please Read The Contact Names Chapter To Understand Who Is Who, Thank You)

Aether created a groupchat

Aether added Paimon, Jean, Lisa, Kaeya, Amber, Venti, Diluc, Albedo, Rosaria, Razor, Zhongli, Childe, Xiangling, Beidou, Ganyu, Hu Tao, Keqing, Ningguang, Xiao, Yanfei, Thoma, Yoimiya, The Raiden Shogun, Kujou Sara, Kamisato Ayaka, Kaedehara Kazuha, Gorou & Sangonomiya Kokomi

Aether changed the groupchat name to "People I Know🧍‍♂"

Aether changed everyone's nicknames

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People I Know🧍‍♂

I Lost My Sister Muted 28 Accounts

I Lost My Sister:
Y'all wanna hear a story 😃
No? 🤨
Too bad because Y'all are hearing this no matter what 😘

Emergency Food Unmuted Emergency Food

Emergency Food:
Is it about your sister...
BECAUSE I'VE HEARD IT LIKE A MILLION TIMES ALREADY!!!!
SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!

I Lost My Sister:
Yes
Also how tf did you manage to unmute yourself?
You know what don't answer that Paimon 🙃

I Lost My Sister Kicked Emergency Food From The Groupchat

I Lost My Sister:
Anyways, Now that the rat has been kicked,
I can now continue with my story 😌

I Lost My Sister:
So, me and Lumine were walking around, then suddenly 😧
A woman appeared and took my sister away.
So I tried fighting the woman, but she had a frying pan and hit me with it 😡
I was knocked unconscious for a few days.
Instead of finding my sister I decided to fish because I was hungry
That's when I fished Paimon out the sea
We're the best of friends now 💪

I Lost My Sister:
Anyways, thank you listening to my TED talk

I Lost My Sister Unmuted 27 Accounts

Zhongli's Wallet:
Damn, imagine being knocked unconscious by a frying pan 💀

I Lost My Sister:
Bitch you about to catch these hands when I see you next 👊😡👊

Zhongli's Wallet:
So scary~ 😟
I'm trembling 🤧

I Live Off Childe's Mora:
Please tell me you're still looking for your sister 😐

I Lost My Sister:
Of course I am 😌

Og Ice Bridge King:
Nice story Aether 👍

I Lost My Sister:
Thanks Kaeya 😎👊

Everyone Else Left The Chat

I Lost My Sister:
Rude 🙄🤚

24hr Drunk Bard:
Hey I'm still here 🧍‍♂️

Og Ice Bridge King:
Same 😎

Zhongli's Wallet:
I'm still here...
Only for the tea though 🤧

I Lost My Sister:
Bruh 😐

I Live Off Childe's Mora:
Lol

I'm Coming For You Qiqi:
Zhongli you used "Lol" correctly this time 😁

I Lost My Sister:
Wait, he used it incorrectly?
How tf did he use it incorrectly?

I'm Coming For You Qiqi:
First of all he thought it meant "Lot's of love"
And when a client messaged him saying their friend died,
He replied with "Sorry for your loss, lol" 🧍‍♂️
I WAS PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING WHEN HE TOLD ME THIS 💀🤚
Obviously the customer was mad...
But I told him what it really meant and he had to go and apologise
It was the funniest shit I have ever heard 🤪

I Lost My Sister:
I'M SORRY WHAT?! 💀

I Live Off Childe's Mora:
It was a simple misunderstanding... 🧍‍♂️

24hr Drunk Bard:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀
I SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE
OH MY GOD!

Zhongli's Wallet:
Damn...
I want to be there 😩

Og Ice Bridge King:
Well that was amusing 😂

I Lost My Sister:
Next time that happens Hu Tao, please tell me
Because I wanna see this

24hr Drunk Bard:
DON'T FORGET ME!

Zhongli's Wallet:
And me Hu Tao 😩🤚

I'm Coming For You Qiqi:
Don't worry besties I will message y'all when it happens again 🤚

I Live Off Childe's Mora:
😐

I Live Off Childe's Mora Has Left The Chat

Zhongli's Wallet:
HE ACTUALLY LEFT 💀

I Lost My Sister:
Aww he couldn't handle the embarrassment 💪

24hr Drunk Bard:
Legit 🙄🤚

I'm Coming For You Qiqi:
It's been fun talking to y'all but I have business to get back to
I'll talk to y'all later 🏃‍♀️

Og Ice Bridge King:
Well see you soon 🧍‍♂️

24hr Drunk Bard:
BYE BESTIE ✌️

Zhongli's Wallet:
See ya Hu Tao

I Lost My Sister:
Bye ✌️
Also we should all go back to whatever we were doing before

Everyone agrees and goes back to whatever they were doing