UGHEHHHHHHH- gargamel tilted his head back drolling, moaning and rolling his eyes.
shrek moaned loudly. You may think that eyeball on toast is the best thing you can get with me, but this winky does magical things 😉
OHHHHH DADDY DONT STOP! gargamel whined like a dog.
I'm sorry love! Shrek said closing his eyes and heavily breathing.
I'll give you a treat to prove my sorrow he said raising his eyebrows.
He humped gargamel across the room.
AHHHHH- gargamel screamed at the top of his voice.
that's a sound I'd like to hear for the rest of the night! Shrek said winking.
gargamel smiled showing his rotten teeth. Your wish is my command!
He jumped on top of shrek and starting riding him as if he was in a horse race.
They were about to spice up the ride until the door burst open.
AYE SHREK WHATS FOR DINNER IVE GOT A FINE LADY IM BRINGING OVER!- uh- um-
gargamel jumped of shrek angrily, and shrek stood up with his hairy balls hanging out of his pants.
DONKEY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE! WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHIN SPECIAL HERE! GET YOUR DONKEY ASS OUT OF HERE!
donkey slowly walked out traumatised on what he had witnessed.
Now, where were we? Shrek said leaning in to kiss gargamel.
The door burst open again.
DONKEY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! shrek said about to shit his pants out of anger.
uh-uh w- w- when's dinner? He said.
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! shrek screamed smashing all the windows in the house.
Ok! Gargamel laughed. He threw himself onto shrek and they fell onto donkey.
NOT LITERALLY YA IDIOT! Shrek
Said mad
And I oop! Donkey whispered.
Gargamel and shrek both screamed at the same time, GET OUTTTT.
donkey ran away tripping on his tale multiple times.
