๖ۣۣۜE r u b e s c e n t || [M. Sana x Reader]

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No sense playing dumb.

Chaeyoung couldn't cook for her life... 

"Midget, are you kidding me?", was the first thing Nayeon said when she came into the kitchen, rollers pinned in her hair, face glossier than a glazed donut with her blue crocs and space jam pajamas.  

Her kitchen really didn't look that bad, everything was relatively clean, but I think it was more of the fact Chaeyoung was cooking in the first place that made Nayeon uneasy.

And I don't blame her.

I never knew someone could burn eggs like that. Like straight up charcoal.

"Sana, of all people, I expected you not to encourage her pyromaniac tendencies", Nayeon accepted the mug of chamomile tea I handed her, and reminded herself to fire proof the entire house from now on.

Grinning, Sana shrugged from her place by the open window, a subtle attempt to be on the lookout incase of fire, aka, Chaeyoung's pyromaniac tendencies. "Oh don't be so posh, she'll grow out of it", she teased.

As if that wasn't already unconvincing enough, Chaeyoung had done it again, smoke rising quick and fast from whatever pan the eggs were in. 

"GALS! I BURNED THE EGGS AGAIN!"

Momo was not happy about that at all.

(• • •)

Momo was very, very happy.

"TWANCK CHU SUO MUCH!", Momo finished her last bite of McDonald's, a big mac (hold the mayo please) with a large fries and coke. 

Wiping her mouth clean, Momo tilted her head and smiled.

"Y'know... I feel bad for saying this, but...", her voice lowered "... Sana's kinda dumb..."

Not gonna lie, I was half expecting something bad. Something so life threatening that it would either make things awkward between us or, worse, make it unbearably painful to the point I had no idea if this was all just imagination and a set-up for me to look mad dumb which I seem to be prone to whenever Sana and Momo are involved.

So yea...

Thankfully, it wasn't like that.

I put a hand over my heart, feeling it jump every now and then. "You had me for a second there, Momo"

Everything about this was so funny to me. And I can't explain why. It just. . .was. My humor is weird like that sometimes ok, nobody's perfect, still gotta work it.

Momo stirred her straw around, mildly amused. "Let me rephrase then...", she crossed her arms, leaning back with a smug. "Sana's easily swayed. Anyone who gives her attention, gets her attention. She doesn't have to think much about it either. Always one for the thrill"

Something flickered in Momo's expression. But it left as soon as it came.

"If you're serious about Sana, then you're gonna have to be a lil more creative. That silly girl hates being bored, and relationships are no different", Momo looked genuinely concerned. But why though? Only time will tell.

"Was that how Jungkook cuffed her? Being creative?", I rose a brow, not liking where this conversation was headed. At this point, I'm starting to think there's an actual war going on between me and that monkey. As interesting as that sounds...it doesn't sound all that serious, not to this extent. But maybe there's more to this than Momo's letting on.

can't tell if she's team SAY/N or MOY/N—

Looking away, Momo pursed her lips, frowning a bit. "Jungkook sorta, like, pressured her into it"

Oh. The guy may be annoying, probably more brawns than brain inside that head, but he never pegged me as one of those guys. 

I scoffed despite myself, "What? Did his friends find out he was gay so he dated Sana to prove 'em wrong?"

Momo took a sip.

Neither confirming nor denying my harmless attack.

"All I'm saying—", she tried to sip again. Only to meet ice and no more coke. Her pouty lips barely kept my sanity, well, sane. "—is be prepared for anything. Meaning if Sana suddenly flirts with you, you flirt back. Period"

"Why...why are you helping me?", what a fine time to ask, amiright?

Momo shrugged, "You're cute. Jeongkook's sus. Whatever happens...happens"

yea, whatever happens, happens...funny how we think so alike...

I peered outside the window, just thinking about my unnies, really. How they would've been all up in my ass for every single detail about this Sana girl, and why I clearly haven't been studying enough because 'dating is a distraction, trust and believe y/n'; Jennie unnie's favorite phrase whenever Lisa unnie used to annoy her during final's week.

unnies... the thought alone made me smile. Made breathing a tad easier ...i'll see you soon, i promise   

"You ready?", Momo's voice drowned out whatever noise was in my head.

I faced her and nodded.

"Yea"

I'm ready.

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upset momo is a nono.

Hoi. Been awhile, yes indeed. Get hYPeD. Yumi has an actual plot for this story now, and wait there's more... CONSISTENCY.

I do be flaking on my own story, don't i? hehe