The Way To Protect The Female Lead's Older Brother [Reader-insert]

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Lilian Agriche has started a group chat

Lilian:
Wassup motherf*ckers

Aeodeus:
Master please refrain from cussing

Griselda:
Hello everyone

Roxana:
What is the purpose of this groupchat?

Lilian:
Did y'all know that Jeremy had a crush on Sylvia?

Jeremy:
Don't

Lilian:
😀🤘

Jeremy:
How did you even know about that?

Roxana:
Everyone knows

Jeremy:
Wait what?

Lilian:
I think Griselda just took the most massive dump of her life. Her bathroom stinks.

Asil:
😆

Roxana:
...

Jeremy:
...

Griselda:
...

Frederick:
...

Aeodeus:
...

Sierra:
😲

Lilian:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dion:
How can I hear screams from my pho— what th f*ck

Lilian:
Asil has come to take Dion

Dion:
Or you

Lilian:
B*tch please, I am too young and beautiful to die

He has come to take revenge on you, run b*tch

Dion Agriche has left the group chat

Roxana:
lol I hate him

Lilian:
Who doesn't?

Estelle:
Yo Asil

Asil:
I heard you went crazy

Estelle:
Tf?

Lilian:
So anyways, my boyfriend is annoying. What should I do to get rid of him temporarily?

Maria:
Murder

Roxana:
that's permanent

Jeremy:
But effective

Griselda:
Wait you have a boyfriend?

Cassis:
...

Dion:
...

Sylvia:
...

Asil:
...

Roxana:
...

Lilian:
Tf? I thought Dion left the chat?

Yes I have a boyfriend, seven in fact

Estelle:
What the f*ck sister Lilian

Lilian:
😎

Dion:
Do you plan on dating one more?

Lilian:
Only if it's a Pedelian

Cassis:
I'm in

Sylvia:
I'm a Pedelian too, Cassis

Lilian:
Yea I was talking about Sylvia

Sylvia:
Yea we're soulmates

Roxana:
You're gay?

Lilian:
We were only kidding

Sylvia:
Cassis sighed in reli—

Cassis Pedelian removed Sylvia Pedelian from the group chat

Sylvia stared at her phone screaming internally, did this b*tch really just kicked her out? She glared at her brother on the other side of the room.