I'm listening to Keep Ya Head Up by 2pac Shakur. It's a good song. It's kind of weird. My aunt used to be one of his best friends. That's my claim to fame, folks. My aunt knew Tupac Shakur.
Anyway, I've been working with @TheSillyDuck on my upcoming book/short story/mutant brain child thing. She's been making some really good suggestions and pointing out mistakes, which I needed. A second opinion is always good: you may not agree, but it may bring things to light you might not have noticed before. Which will help you improve your story.
Any Wandavision fans here? Please. I need someone I can rant to. And obsess with (about Wandavision). And share memes and inside jokes and spam Agatha All Along lyrics to random people with. I love this show so much.
I want to get one of those car stickers that say "MILF: Man, I Love Frogs." Only I'd change it to "MILK: Man, I love Kakapos." Those things are FREAKIN ADORABLE.
Also: Yesterday I discovered that I have a double row of eyelashes. Apparently very rare. Yay me.
Yup. This is random. Deal with it.
I'm hungry. What's your favourite food, folks? I need some baking suggestions so I can get more XP on DIY. My brother made a meat pie. It was with store-bought puff pastry and tinned steak and it turned out more like a slice than a pie but he was so proud of it. And it really was delicious. My brother is adorable. In the stumbling, shy, geeky way. I do love him really.
Welp, I'd better get off here and socialise before someone comes in here to investigate. See ya.
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The Personal Musings of a Piece of Cutlery
Non-FictionHave you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a fork? Probably not. We've only just met, dear reader. You probably have lots going in your life. This is what's going on in mine.