blaise, arden, and elyse's guide to dating a sandejas boy

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this is for the three of us only btw unless our sons end up like their fathers and we need to help a poor girl out

1. little virgin

blaise's note: studious tho

elyse's note: considerate, will get u there first before himself

arden's note: loves eating

2. CLINGY AS HELL, gets angry when u dont miss him, CANNOT be ignored, must be given attention all the damn time 

blaise's note: five hours is pushing it

3. jealous and possessive little shit

4. arrogant little shit. he knows he's hot, trust us and he knows you know it

5. will stare at u in class

arden's note: dont be scared he likes u

blaise's note: or wants to kiss u

elyse's note: or wants to ruin u and throw ur clothes on his floor 

6. say i love u and he'll cry

elyse's note: tested and confirmed

7. asshole gentleman, will open doors for u (only for u) but smack ur ass when u walk in

elyse's note: also tested and confirmed

8. doesn't look like it but can say sorry when wrong

blaise's note: he'll look angry doing it bc he hurt you unintentionally

9. doesn't look like it but a cuddler, trust us

arden's note: gets pissy more than usual when doesn't get cuddles

elyse's note: also loves cuddles half-naked

blaise's note: or just naked

10. when u say 'see u later' actually do or he'll hunt u down

11. jerseys are important, wear it to lacrosse games and give him good luck kith

12. goddamn impatient

13. throws things in your face but never your heart. will never cheat, never look at anyone else

14. do not ever EVER ever suggest or THINK about a threesome (and do not date a sandejas boy if u want this. do not.)

blaise's note: i joked about this and he didn't talk to me for a whole day. think he cried. i felt bad

15. will be ur bitch willingly

arden's note: exercise this privilege

16. asshole to everyone else but u and ur family

17. doesn't look like it but can be super sweet. will remember the things u like and dislike. he will bitch but will always consider the things important to u important to him too

18. looks like he can commit homicide but will not dont worry

19. unless something bad happens to u. sandejas boys protect their women—even their siblings' women. 

arden's note: we're all for feminism but they will beat people up for u so just tell them who hurt u and they'll take care of it. all of them

20. will panic when u cry, he will have a nervous breakdown figuring out what to do to help u/apologize

21. car is sacred he will only let u ride in it 

22. gets hard when u get jealous over him

23. you're it for him. a sandejas boy will love you with everything that they are and more so love him back the same.

elyse's note: ohmygod im gonna cry

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yes the girls gave them kisses after writing this and the boys are like the fuck did we do but ok loving this shit

yes elyse cried and pax panicked

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