The tales of Victoria

spider stings

    My name is Victoria and this is my adventures.

I was born in the family of 10, yeah I know what you are thinking am actually thinking about the same thing since I was 10yrs old, Why on Earth would my parents keep popping kids like it's nothing?

     Maybe they don't know about economics or their biology teacher thought them the wrong side of Reproduction , yeah I know my mom is pretty maybe that's why my dad couldn't resist her?

I am the last born and the only daughter ,I have seven older brothers they are really successful,they are your kind of boy next door crush.

My first elder brother is Steve, he is married with 2kids yeah Steve understand what reproductions means unlike my dad and mum who clearly doesn't, steve and his family lives in a different country, My second, third, fourth... Jeff,Ash and mich are actors and super models respectively
my fifth brother is a medical doctor and the only decent and sensible elder brother I have, my sixth elder brother is a lawyer, I hardly hear or see him so I have nothing to say about him and my seventh elder brother is a *Dick*,the is a flirt and also the captain of there football team,I don't really like him but what can I do? he is already my brother I can't unbrother him.. even though he is a pain in the ass he loves me and cares for me,

All my elder brothers do too even though they hid it, I don't really care as long as they keep giving me money... am not actually here to brag about my brothers and their money or fame, I have a plan I am executing tonight and am going to make sure it works out perfectly.

I know you are probably asking what evil am planning, it's not actually an evil or devilish thing, yeah I know I can be devilish sometimes but I can't live without having a revenge seriously.

non revengeful attitude bores me..I don't know exactly what I am saying but I really need to carry out my revenge..* just some little spiders not like it's going to hurt him? it might hurt him but just some stings " I smiled

"Get up!... , someone said

am probably dreaming, I don't wanna wake up I know it's not yet time for breakfast and whoever that is trying to wake me up have a death wish

"Victoria!

"please leave me alone, why are you shouting my name like that, " I murmured

" you need to get your lazy ass out of that bed! " Dan screamed

"I don't remember having a lazy ass " I said now partially awake.

"yes you do and you are not going back to bed until u tell me who put some spider on my bed and why I have stings on my face? ! "Dan asked with his face red with anger

"hmm..your face? what happened to your face? I asked with the pretense of caring

" Don't u dare pretend Vic, I know what you little devil can do " he said clearly angry"

I can't contain the laughter in my stomach, looking at my brother's handsome face covered in big stings boil like???...I don't know what to call this but it gives me joy,he probably won't go out for the next 3days?

yeah but that's what he get for eating my spaghetti,he signed up for this, it's not like he is expecting me to forgive him for eating my spaghetti? Don't look at me as if am wicked.. some lessons need to be taught it's not like spider stings are that painful, I don't know why he is screaming like a teenager girl.

" I see you don't need my sympathy.." I said going back to sleep

" get the fuck up u lil bitch" he roared yanking me up with forcing

No I can't take this,this is clearly bulling I don't care if he is my elderl brother or not but he stole my spaghetti

" Don't u dare lay your hands on me again,I don't fucking sell spiders asshole.." I yelled at him

" oh the you get some mouth there sis " he snared grabbing my face

Dan have some guts, I grabbed his left arm and twist it..he is lucky I don't get hold of him family eggs,I don't care if he is my brother or if he is older than me..I will happily smash his eggs with pride.

" touch my face again and I will break your stupid arm " I vomited

"why are you kids disturbing my sleep this early morning? "dad asked coming up the stairs.

" this daughter of yours put some spiders on my face and bed.." he said with his staring daggers at me

I seriously don't know why Dan is taking this too far,if he is not my brother I could have smacked his stupid face for yanking me up from my sweet bed like that and touching my face with his dirty hands,I should be in bed enjoying my sleep after my little victory for Christ sake. I don't know why am being accused of conspiring with spiders.. sorry I mean putting some spiders in some bed? I need to sleep seriously or am going to have an headache tomorrow morning.

"Victoria did you put some spiders in your brother's bed? " my dad asked

I know I need to use my sweet charms to convince my dad that I didn't do it, but in this case I don't think it will be easy,so I need to play the victim or find a way to make Dan feel all the heat.

He brought this upon himself, how dare he eat my spaghetti? I fucking prepared it myself, nobody! I mean nobody touches my spaghetti!

" Dad? spiders? am scared of those.. " I said innocently

" I cant even look at spiders, how can I even hold them? or touch them?.." I continued squeezing my face sadly..

" You have the Guts to lies to my face? Dad I know clearly that this Devil here did it "Dan asked

"Daniel! don't call your lil sister a devil

" Okay fine it's alright,she said she didn't do it right? let's forget about " Dan said looking at me in the eye

I wonder what he is planning,it's not like am scared but it's good that I figure it out to be on the safe side.

" But I didn't do anything " I said raising my eyebrows

"okay " Dan said with anger

" both of you stop it!, " dad roared.. I won't tolerate any pranks or bully in my house and you Dan you sister said she didn't do it let it end here and no more shouting or noise " Dad said clearly angry

we have succeeded in making my dad angry today,it's not my fault actually am not the one that keeps yelling about spiders early in the morning for nothing sake and this is my room too,I didn't start any trouble

" sorry Dad..Dan apologized.." Victoria sorry for accusing you too

Now wait that is the problem, why is he apologizing to me? what evil is he planning or is he going to plan? I didn't plan for this..I need a backup plan incase

" You both better behave yourselves.."dad said before going back to his room

"you know something Victoria, u have absolutely nothing to worry about..am not mad at you.. Dan said facing me

"hmm..I don't understand? I asked confused

" just have a good night rest sweet lil sis " he said blowing me kisses before turning his back to walk away

" but..? " i tried to say

The truth is that I don't care, why is he scared of some innocent giant spiders? yeah I know I went overboard by putting some on his face but I had no choice? buy someone needs to teach that over fed boy a lesson sometimes besides am not scared of his little secret threats, it's not like he is going to put some snakes on my bed...well I know he is going to try to do something but am waiting for him,am the Queen of bullies....no man bullys or steals my spaghetti not even my own brother, you might say it's an ordinary spaghetti but no spaghetti is ordinary in my life and I don't forget spaghetti offense.

I am just going to continue my beautiful victory sleep and expect his worst tomorrow.