Haze || SP Creek fic ||

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"Welcome, and I hope you all learn your destiny!" The woman at the front of the room cheered, putting her hand up in the air. Everyone on the crown cheered, raising different colored scarves in the are almost like a flag. To catch you up, it was the first day of Haze spells university, Learn spells and tricks. Actually, you'd be surprised by how many have confused it for a fan-made Hogwarts.

As for the woman at the front, mentioning "our destiny," That will be which deity the students work with, and which purpose the spells they learn will be used for. 

Sounds picture perfect, sounds like the amazing universe that seems to be the baseline of reality shifting- It's just that the building was founded and built-in Denver. One of the closest cities to south park, the bain of every normal person's existence.

Everyone in the large dome room where announcements are spoken stood up from their seats, all walking out the door which leads to the main hall.

Large historical paintings were seen recreated on the ceiling, depicting the 12 greek gods and goddesses. Zeus, Hera, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Apollo, and Atremis. Each painting curved into the top of the room, where a large chandelier connected them together, glistening and expensive. The whole form of the university resembled that of a European castle. 

"Hey!" Someone yelled, the boy had blonde soft hair that was tied back into a low ponytail. A few wisps fell into his face and short lengthed side pieces falling over his ears, framing his face and seemingly making his green-jade eyes something you wouldn't miss.

 The boy in front of him turned around, a confused expression on his face.

He didn't look too far off from the other, just except for a slightly darker shade of blonde for his hair, and not as long as the others, just stopping at his jawline. His magenta eyes scanned the other, a creeping sense of familiarity.

The taller pulled down his orange scarf a bit which was covering his mouth to speak, "I'm sorry- My memory is a bit rusty, who are you?" He asked, his head curiously tilted a bit.

The other smiled to hear his voice after so many years, "I'm tweek! W-we shared a class together, you're McCormick, right?"  

Kenny's eyes lit up, despite not knowing tweek that well back then he was still excited to see the other, "Wow, Holy shit It's amazing to see you dude,--" He smiled,

"--How did you know it was me?"

Tweek shrugged, "I mean, y-you're the only kid in south park with eyes l-like those,--" He said, gesturing towards Kenny's eyes. I mean, it was true after all. In fact, it's one of the reasons why people tended to follow the taller around like lost dogs during middle school. Tweek continued, "Also, Y-your scarf was covering your mouth and c'mon," the shorter rolled his eyes and flipped his wrist down, Kenny internally laughing at the accidental sign.

"Yeah, I guess that's a dead give away huh?--" The boy said with a small chuckle, "--C'mon, Wanna go get a room together? We get to choose our roommates," Tweek nodded, they started to walk together up the stairs, playful chatters fading behind them. Once they got up to the rooms, they were met by large doors, two quartz pillers by the sides of each one.  The pair walked into one of the dorms, a light smell of burning incense filling their lungs as they stepped in.

"Holy shit," Tweek muttered,

Kenny laughed softly at the others start struck expression, "I know right? This place is fuckin' amazing,"

The shorter nodded, before walking around a bit in front of him. Kenny closed the door behind him, and set his bag on the couch. The taller stretched, his figure being more apparent through the white button-up under the long black cardigan "I would drop your things off sorta quick, we've got our first class pretty soon,"

Tweek looked back over to Kenny, a tint of newly sparked anxiety in his eyes, "R-really? How long?" 

The blonde shrugged, "Just wait for the bell,"

Tweek sighed, setting his bag down with a resounding thud. "I'm not recycling into that o-old stressed tweek I'll unpack at our break," 

The blonde sat on the couch, tweek doing so too, "So-" Kenny starting, shuffling his body to face the other. "Let's cut the shit and get real whore, what's going on with Craig tucker and you?" Tweek chuckled nervously, caught off guard by his friend's blunt approach towards something like tweeks love life. "W-what do you mean? there isn't anything going on with Craig Tucker and I, He hasn't even bothered to talk to me ever since we broke up in middle school,"

Kenny scoffed and crossed his arms, "That's not what Clyde said," Kenny said in a slightly deeper octave, looking tweek in the eyes demeaningly yet teasingly. 

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"Pardon," tweek blurted, Kenny laughed, covering his mouth as he did so. "Clyde was sitting by me in the dome and he said that you and Craig had this whole fight over summer," 

Tweek groaned, flipping his head back dramatically, Kenny smirked to himself, "Uh-oh looks like I hit the mark,"

Tweek chuckled, before looking back at Kenny, "No because I d-despise Craig, he can never just let the little things go, and all he does i-is pity himself! over the summer I developed another crush for him but he was dating someone else, but it's Craig! He emits this..energy and I s-swear I die for it- it's like this raw sexua-"

Kenny interrupted, "Stay on track,"

"Right- Anyways, I convinced him that I wasn't interested at all by saying that I was straight because I thought maybe if I did that he would maybe just..stop being hot? I forgot m-my logic, but turns out he liked me, and the day that I convinced him I was s-straight he broke up with his girlfriend before I told him-"

Tweek paused, "for me!"

"--So, later I confess that I might've lied a bit about my sexuality, and then he gets really mad at m-me and it completely makes sense, but still hates me! I already apologized to him and I even admitted that I w-was shitty for what I did but still! he's still being horrible!"

Kenny paused, taking a moment to process all this. "So, you wanna suck his dick but you made him think you didn't, and turns out he was cool with that but now that you lied he's mad that he didn't get a BJ?"

"Basically,"

The darker blonde shrugged, "Sounds like a Wattpad story, and I don't fuck with that, so- I'll be on my way. class is starting soon anyways," Kenny said standing up, and reaching his hand out for tweeks. "Let's go," He said with a small smile.