one day, youre chilling in your towns local coffee shop, when you see a a very attractive person. you consider approaching them, but get nervous and decide not to. you continue reading your juicy fairytale book when you glance over at them again. this time theyre looking back at you. you get flustered and look back down at your book, you hear their chair squeak as they get up. you can hear them walking over to you. you look up and see a dashing person. whom proceeds to sit at your table. you greet them, introduce yourself, all that jazz , but before you can take a sip of you vanilla iced coffee with 2 shots of expresso, they get up and walk over to your side of the table as they proceed to pin you down on the shop floor. you spill your coffee all over you. so they proceed to take off all your clothes. they start making out with you, pulling your hair till youre whining. they take their clothes off and absolutely rail the fucking living shit out of you. i mean cmon man even demons from the deepest depths of firey hell can hear you guys moaning. you cover their mouth so they shut up. as they look you in the eyes, your eyes are starting to well up with tears as youre in pain from such fast motions going in and out of you. the cashier is cheering you guys on as you finish up. then you both get up, kiss, get new coffee and walk out like you didnt just rail eachother :3
the end !!
written by bee/stolus
