An alcoholic and a nerd (A Rick Sanchez fanfic)

Pilot

I wake up to my mother telling Ed, my cat, to go get me up. "I'm up..." I tiredly say "Get out of bed, we are leaving in fifteen minutes, be ready to go by then" I sit up confused by what she said, "Where are we going?" I ask. "To the park, it's a park-day" 'Ahh yes the annual park-day for us homeschoolers to meet up and hang out' I thought to myself. "Okay, I'll be ready in a minute," I still tiredly respond "What to wear, hmm... I'll do my 'Brainy is the new Sexy' shirt with the Benedict Cumberbatch version of Sherlock Holmes on it. I through in a pair of my black, ripped, skinny-jeans, my black and white converse with neon green laces, and my white lab coat that's actually my brothers but I've started wearing it all the time so he lets me hold onto it. I put on my 'Attack on Titan' ring, that I got at a Comic-Con, my silver and peridot ring the my grandma gave me for my 13th birthday two years ago, my silver and turquoise glow-in-the-dark dragon necklace, my silver and purple locket that my mom and dad got me, and my turquoise and turtle-shell prescription glasses. I then grabbed my backpack, laptop, headphones, phone, portable lithium-ion battery, my survival-kit, and my volleyball. "Abigail! are you ready to go?" mom shouted from the living room "Almost!," I shout back "I need to deodorant & colon" I say as I walk past her to the bathroom "Hurry up! we have to leave!". I quickly put on deodorant and colon and rush out the door to the car, making sure it was locked and saying good bye to my grandma who I call Memaw.

In the car I put my messy hair up with a clippie leaving my bangs out and putting in my Bluetooth earbuds and listening to skillet on the way. When we arrived one of my favorite songs on there album 'Victorious (Deluxe Edition)' Its called Sick and Empty. I left my right ear open so I could hear people talk and started to sing along with the song, every time I listen to it I think about Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty. I love that show so much! I actually have a crush on Rick, he's wonderful! Although, seeing as I'm 15 years old that might not be a good thing.... oh well, love is love what can you do? I see some friends of mine going to the tree house that's just a short walk to the right of the park surrounded by trees. I ask mom if I can go and she says sure, I walk over to the 3 stories tall wooden tree house, I say hi to my friends and head to the top floor. I fined I nice corner and sit down, breathing in the fresh air and continuing to listen to my music. Olivia, one of my only female friends, came up to me "Do you want to go on a walk with me and a few other people?" this peeked my attention, no one ever wants to take a walk with me here "Heck yeah! what path are we taking?" "Just one of the biking paths nothing special" I'm super excited I love walking these paths, I jump up, grab my bag and practically run down the stairs "What are you guys waiting for? lets go!" I yell excitedly a smile glued to my face.

We all walked down the trail, most talking to someone, some not talking at all, and me in the front singing along to my music. After a few songs have passed, and were pretty deep in the forest, I see a well in the middle of the woods. When I saw it, the song 'Invincible' turns on and I feel fearless, I look at them "I'll be back in a second". I run through the trees, jumping over things and being carful not to fall. I'm only a few feet away and I start feeling a bit nervous and look into the well, its not super deep and there are coins all over bottom 'It's a wishing well!!' I start checking my pockets for a coin, only to come up empty handed, until I see something shiny on the ground next to the well. I squat down and take a closer look and see that its a penny. Excited again, I pick it up, close my eyes, and make a wish 'I wish, that I could go to the dimension of 'Rick and Morty' so I can be with Rick,' I'm about to toss it before I remember 'And when I leave I don't want anything to change and no one to worry about me' I add to my wish, and toss it into the well. I wait until I hear the splash, I hear the splash and something else, starting to panic I look left and right. Calming down a bit "okayyy..... " I take a step behind me and start to fall "AaAaAhHhHhHh!!!!!!" I scream as I watch green cover me. I fell on my stomach thankfully and didn't hurt my laptop, but I hit my head on the ground, I hear some foot steps then black.

As I open my eyes, I see a man with spiky light-blue hair in a lab coat like mine. As soon as I realize who that is, I quickly sit up and scoot backwards until I hit his desk. He looks at me questioningly, "He-Hello...." I barely manage to squeak out. He walks up to me and squats so that he's eye level with me, causing me to blush. "Who are you, and wha-*belch*-t are you doing in my garage?" he asks in a serious tone, I take a deep breath in "Uhh... m-my name is umm... Abigail Compton, I got here through a green portal in the roof," I say as I point to the spot I fell from, "I don't know why I'm here...." he looks at me with frustration and curiosity. He sighs "Your not leaving my sight u-until I know for sure w-what to do with you," Rick stands up "Stand up, we-we gotta go pick-up my grandso-*burp*-on from school" I look at him questioningly. "W-what? you, you think I'm just gonna leave you i-in here with my stuff?!" he gives me an angry look and starts rummaging through a box full of gadgets, after a minute he pulled out a high-tech looking collar. "Stand up! I don't have all day!!" I slowly do as he says and stand up, he walks up to me puts the collar on my neck "W-what is this for?" I question "It's a *belch* collar, t-there's an invi-invisible leash connected to it s-so I don't have to worry abo-*burp*-ut you trying to run away" I touch the collar and shrug, Rick opens a portal and walks through.  I feel a tug at my throat, and walk through the portal it feels like I'm walking through water but without getting wet.

On the other side of the portal is a school 'So this is what Morty's high-school looks like in person' I thought to myself. "What *belch* are y-you looking at?" Rick asks me as I stare at the school, looking at everything "I've never been to a public-school before, it's just new to me" he just looks at me for a moment "Good, school is NO-*burp*-OT for smart people... now let's go find Morty". We start running down halls, but stop when we see Morty. "There you are Morty! listen to me, I got an errand to run in a whole different dimension. I need an extra pair of hands," he says, 'I'm standing right here' I thought "Aww geez Rick..." "Now listen, I need your help Morty! I mean we gotta, we gotta get, get the hell outta here, and go take care of business. *Belch-belch* It's important, come on Morty" pore Morty looks like he's about to through up from nerves, "I don't know Rick.. I-I can't leave school again" Rick's seems frustrated "School's not for smart people, Morty! Y-you don't need to be here! Now we're going!" Rick opens a portal and starts to walk through, I feel a tug and start moving forward. Morty looks at me weirdly, I look at him "What?... is there something on my face?" He continues to stare at me. "Wh-who are y-you?" He asks, I smile "I'm Abigail Compton! It's nice to meet you Morty Smith!" Morty seems taken aback, since I already know his name.  "H-how do you know my last name?" Morty asks, all three of us have walked through the portal at this point. Morty's question peaked Ricks interest, he turns to look at me. "How did you know Morty's last name was Smith?" I sweat drop. "Uhhh..." I say starting to back up, the portal behind me closes. Rick stops moving and my collar starts tugging at my throat. I stop moving but it's still pulling me forward, I start stepping forward to losen its pull. I stop with a foot of space between me and Rick. He gets right in my face and stares me down. "I-uh... *clears throat* it's a long story..."

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