Play Girl

You know how playboys right? These gruesome heartbreaking guys that don't care about feelings and make girls cry for NO reason? 

Well, I, Janet Wilson, hate them. Obviously, Janet doesn't sound sexy AT all, so I call myself J, pronounce it 'jay'. Knowing myself and reading above, I can observe that I've forgotten the main bit; I want to take revenge on this kind of boys by breaking their hearts. 

I am a playgirl, seeking revenge. Just for the intro, I'm going to talk to you about my past. Well it all starts like in those books where the girl falls madly in love with one of the coolest boys of the high school, she talks to her friends about how in love she is and when the girl finally confesses, unlike in books (or like in certain REALITY books) he accepts her feelings. This is what happened to me. BUT. There is a problem, yes, of course when the boy and girl start dating, it's like in a fairy tale, no, it IS a fairy tale. The thing out of place here is that the girl somehow finds the boy with another girl one month after they have started dating. One whole month!! Can you not hold it in place for a damn month? They were kissing, not a basic kiss, a little farther than that, D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G. It just ruined it all. 

Oh, by the way, this is my story, it's not some kind of random story that is read in a book... So, for a week-end I was totally depressed, kept on watching love shows, to depress myself even more, ate ice-cream and stuff, nearly got drunk on coke (got sick from mixing ice-cream and coke together), long story short, I was pathetic. Watching MTV on sunday though, helped me so much. I was watching Playboy then I realised, 'hey, that would be fun wouldn't it? This is going to be a little diary sorta like thing where I am going to keep you updated with my progress. I totally forgot, I need to make presentations. Hi I'm Janet Wilson, I'm 15 and I have a memory of a, Hi, I'm Janet Wilson, I'm 15... Ok, jokes over now, I admit defeat, this was SOOO tempting!!

It has been over a year since I wrote this. I did NOT break his heart, but instead, got cheated on, again... I am now 16, and I won't ever, EVER, let myself be like this again. This is my final decision, I am going to become the star of school. Basically, a Playgirl, but known world wide. I never told you about my dream jobs, so I am going to tell you my dream job; I'm going to become so cool, beautiful and stuff, that I am going to be a.... Model! I want to be in Vogue, and other amazing magazines.