Technoblade sits down.Biting his pencil,
he flips a coin on what to write.He just doesn't know.He's deciding between his love for potatoes or his violence level.It's difficult, but he's got something.
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I'm not that much of a violent person, if I say so myself.I just can't deal with traitors.They call ME a traitor.Me, the one and only Technoblade.Oh!Right.Hi,my name is Technoblade.Techno for short.I'm basically the strongest guy here.You've probably heard, I have cancer in my arm.But unlike all of you dramatic people, I still stream.I'm not very violent, as I was saying.Or, if I've gotta be honest, not too violent.I'm violent, I know.But that's not my fault.Just imagine this, okay?Someone doesn't take their shoes off while you told them to do so in your house.What would you do?Exactly!You'd stab them.Right?...I'm not quite sure anymore.I've become so violent after my brothers left.Tommy and Wilbur...Oh boy, do I miss them.They both died to this dumb Dream guy.He's always manipulating and they probably trust him.But that's off-topic.I was going to explain in details how much I hate this Ranboo guy that moved near mine and Phil's house recently.I can't get sleep because of his dumb enderwalk and his endless arguing with Tubbo.I hate, hate, HATE him!That dumb idiot ruined the "happy family".The only thing I like about him is his streams. He's very supportive towards LGBTQ+, and that's important for me.Unlike most of the dsmp members, he hasn't messed up yet.Huh, talking about messing up, Phil messed up.It took him three whole months to get me out of jail.T H R E E!He could've just read my will the exact day I got in there.But that dumb baffoon streamed instead of reading it.But it's fine, he's fine.He's not gonna be violently murdered or something.Not by me atleast.He's a father figure to me and I appreciate that.Oh, off-topic again.Sorry.Anyways,
I HATE RANBOO!
WHY?
NO CLUE!
I want to stab him three times and after that I want to rip out his eyeballs as I stomp on his memory book.I wanna take out his brain and rip it apart like I've lost my mind.God, I hate this dude.
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Techno puts down his pencil and lets out a deep sigh.It's finally done.He looks at the clock.02:51.It's time to go to sleep already.He hides his paper and heads to bed.And he won't resist to actually attack Ranboo if he starts enderwalking again.Not tonight.
The next day, as Technoblade wakes up, he hears a sound.Prison alarms.Again.Techno gets up and checks.Then he notices Sam, running after Dream.Has he escaped already?"Fuck," Techno says quietly.",he's gonna find me." Techno runs to his basement and locks up the entrance with obsidian.They shouldn't find him here...A few hours later Techno decides to check outside.The alarms have stopped.After going upstairs, he hears footsteps approaching.It's Ranboo, he heard that Techno escaped too.Ranboo is mad because Techno "scared Micheal".Techno wants to hit him, but he holds it in."Huh...I'm sorry."Techno says, trying to hold in his laugh."Tell that to Micheal!He's cried every night because he was scared!"Ranboo says, forming fists out of his fingers."Wow wow wow!No need to get violent!"Techno says, slowly backing up and reaching for his sword.Ranboo takes a deep breath and lets his fingers rest."I'm sorry, I'm just mad.I'll go now."Ranboo says.He turns around and leaves.Techno smiles.He remembers Phil getting mad at some creepy dude who tried offering Techno candy."I'm just mad."Repeats itself through Techno's head. After zoning out for about 10 minutes, Techno gets back to reality when he hears knocking.Dream."Come in!"Techno yells and steps back."Hey..It's me."Dream says, in an odd tone."Hi.What are you doing here?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're out of prison."
"So are you."
"True."
Dream laughs nervously."Uh, I have a question,umm...How did you.."
Techno smiles."Randomly dissapear?"
"Yeah, that!"Dream yells. Techno slightly and slowly lowers his head."Sorry."Dream tries not to get too red and just laughs akwardly."Anyway...."Techno stops and smiles mysteriously.
