What's crazy and out of this world? The moon... oh oh oh!
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.
You know what's right? Left. (Face palms)
Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Yeah, February 14th
What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo, except for grass. (Cries)
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. (Laughs)
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YouTube Quotes (kinda)
HumorI show my favorite YouTuber's and there funniest quotes/ stuff about me and shizzle.
