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Its just ordinary me..

It's currently 3A.M I'm having the best time ever!
I'm rewatching one of my favorite anime, Boku no hero academia! Or in English, My hero academia. I'm curled up under my blanket eating Chinese food and at least three boxes of mochi. Yes I'm eating in my bed don't judge.

Normally I would go to sleep before 3 because my parents would come home from there jobs. They work the night shift so they can spend time with me during the day. I have a habit of getting lonely and talking to strangers from the window. Sometimes I'd draw but I never really thought I was good at it, but the strangers thought otherwise. They would mostly be hesitant to walk closer to the house so I always drew huge drawings to prop them out my window and wait for someone to come close enough to have a conversation. My parents found it creepy and dangerous but I just wanted to make friends. Ever since then they started doing night shift.. but that won't stop me on my mission to make friends! I am 18 after all they can't tell me what to do IM A FULL GROWN ADULT!

So as I cuddle with my shigaraki body pillow and my bakugou plushie I start to wonder where my parents are. It's almost 4 and they still aren't home.. I'm getting worried. What if they don't come back? Then I'll be all alone. I don't have friends so I'll be all on my own. I just can't. I can't be alone!

I look back at the screen and touch it. If only I were in there.. then I would never be lonely! I could have soo many friends and- Shigaraki. I could finally be with him if I just-
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Wait what-
I- I could have sworn I was just in my bed.
Yeah I even have my Shigaraki pillow and bakugo plush still with me. But something doesn't feel right. I'm on a wooden floor, a dirty one at that, ew. I look up and turn a ghostly pale when I see what's in front of me- it's a hand. A crusty pasty white hand..
Fuck-

"Don't move or I'll kill you" is the first thing I hear in a raspy voice. It's him.. Shiggy.
"Sh-Shigaraki? But how? I don't understand. I was just in my bed.." I look around and realize where I am.

IM IN MY HERO ACADEMIA!!
OMFG this is unbelievable! I look around frantically while sitting in front of my husbando. Everyone is there! At least on the villains side- wait. I remember! I was on the episode where bakugou got kidnaped by the LOV! Fuckkkk!!

"Speak! What are you doing here?" Shigaraki yells making me flinch. He's scratching his neck.
"Please don't do that" he looks at me confused. I look over at bakugou and see him looking at the plush I have of him. 'That's gonna cause issues' I think to myself. I look shigaraki in the eyes. Those red eyes in which I've longed to stare into for years. "Please don't scratch yourself. There's no reason to be so frustrated. Im not a threat. In fact I'm quirkless!" I smile at him with a slight blush. He seemed taken aback.
"And how the hell do you expect me to believe you?" He asks.
"Why are you even considering her to be telling the truth? I mean you saw what happened. She appeared out of nowhere! Must be some kind of teleportation quirk." Dabi states while walking towards us.
"She even has a pillow with your face on it Shigaraki. Also a doll that resembles our captive." He's right in front of me now. I don't like where this is going. I attempt to back away a bit but I noticed quickly that I'm surrounded by toga and twice. 'Nononononono shit! This is the worst timing!'
"I say we kill her now and save a headache" he says reaching out his hand and lighting a small flame.
"OooOo can I cut her! She's soo cute~" toga swoons bouncing around.
"N-NO I swear it im quirkless! I don't know how I got here! Please believe me." I plead for my life.
"Explain why my body is on your pillow" Shigaraki removed the hand off his face to give me a glare that could kill.
"Well I- im a huge fan of you.. It makes me feel safe.." I look down at the pillow and squeeze it a bit while also holding the plush between my arm and side.
Shigaraki stood up and backed away a bit. He seemed a bit creeped out. 'Damn. Not even here for a full hour and I'm already blowing my chances'

"A fan huh?" Shigaraki put the hand back on. I look up at his face expecting a look of disgust. But he was blushing! Like REALLY HARD! It's kinda cute. Then I realized.

IM HALF NAKED!
It's not my fault! It was 3 am in my world and I wasn't expecting to be isekaied today. It just wasn't on the schedule. So I'm currently wearing a black spaghetti strap crop top with no bra and a cute pair of red lace panties. Ughhh this is soo embarrassing!

"Aww look at Shiggy blushing! I think he fell in love~"
"She is very pretty- She looks like a whore!"
All of the LOV that is present laughs at toga dabi and twice teasing Shigaraki. In the heat of it all shigaraki ran out, I wanted to follow him but I'm still on thin ice with the league.
Once he left the room got silent again and all eye fell on me. I hug my Shigaraki body pillow tightly and look over at bakugou. I Gasp as I remember I can finally do what I've always wanted to do to him!
"C-can I stand now?" I ask kurogiri seeing as he's Shigaraki right hand man.
"Since you said you don't have a quirk I don't see the harm but are you sure you want to do that?" He gestured a freshly cleaned glass to me. I look down realizing the issue. 'At this point I don't care'
I shrugged my shoulders and stood up making sure to wipe all the dirt back onto the floor. I stretch and walk over to the bar where kurogiri is.
"Hey so. Can I start a conversation with bakugou?" I ask.
"How do you know his name?" Dabi asks.
"We'll just because I'm quirkless doesn't mean I don't know what's going on in the world of the quirkful" I stick my tongue out at the piece of patchwork.
"You're free to do as you like as long as it's not suspicious or untill Shigaraki says otherwise" kurogiri says in a monotone voice.
"Thanks mamagiri~" I lean over the counter and grab a random bottle of whisky and walk over to bakugou while everyone else is laughing at the fannon nickname I called kurogiri.
Approaching bakugou, I open the bottle and get to drinking. For a few seconds I just stare at him while he stares back.
"Well you've been offly quite now haven't you" I say stepping a bit closer. At this point everyone is just waiting to see what happens. 'I know by this point in the episode the other students are right outside that window behind me. How do I let the know I'm of no threat?'

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" 'That's more like it'
"Well it's just I'm used to you yelling and cursing every five minutes. It's what makes you my third favorite person!" I say sitting down on him as though he was a chair. His eye twitched. Thankfully he's tied down by chains.
"WHY AM I NOT THE FIRST! IM NUMBER ONE AND GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOUR HEAVY!" He yells almost breaking my ear drums.
"Because you're loud" I get up rubbing my ears.
"How the fuck do you even know me you stupid villain?!" Bakugou growled. I turn back around to him and smiled.
"I'm not a a villain ,silly. I'm just an ordinary quirkless girl that happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong ti-" I was cut off when a huge piece of red cloth surrounded my vision.
"There, cover up and sit. Dabi, tie her to the chair" shit. I put on Shigaraki's jacket and sit like instructed after siting my bakugou plush on the real bakugou of course. They tie me up and get back to business.
"Since bakugou has already declined our offer.. I think I have a new plan." Shigaraki smirked under the hand he calls father and looks me up and down.
"Sorry Shiggy but I have no intention on becoming a villain. I don't have a quirk remember? But if you need a pet I can bark" I smirk, half joking. Shigaraki blushed and I heard a few chuckles come from the room. "Can I have my body pillow back? I'm starting to get uncomfortable which is odd since my husbandos are stand and siting right infront of me" I think to myself while shifting in my restraints.
"The fuck is that?" Bakugou asked looking at me in disgust.
"Nothing to worry your sweet face about" I blow a kiss at bakugou and his face turns red. Was it red with anger or was he flustered? It's really hard to tell.

Shigaraki leaves the room again and comes back with a box. He starts taking things out of the box and setting it on the counter. The things he was pulling out got weirder and weirder. A collar, a leash, a knife, a metal paddle, rope, and a.. ball gag?
"Pretty kinky equipment you got there~" I said trying to lighten the mood. For some reason the rooms air got heavy and hard to breath. Majority of the villains faces where going pale and sorrowful while some of them had excited expressions.

I think I know what's about to happen.. and it won't be pretty..

"If you won't join willingly let's see what happens when a civilian is put in harms way"
This isn't good..
"Dabi, twice. Tie her to the wall in front of our guest here"
Fuck.
"It's torture time!~" toga jumped up and down.

Shit...