Sonally

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I'll just get the worst ones done first for y'all. I hate Sonally...it isn't canon, only proven in Sonic SatAM, and SALLY IS A FREAKING BRAT! Pthhhh needing Nicole to tell her simple answers, like please.
Sally: Nicole, what is 1+1?
Nicole: Calculating......
*10 hours later*
Nicole: 3.
Sally: Okay 1+1 is 3. This number can help us beat Robotnik.

I mean REALLY?!?!?! That royally pissed me off lol. Anyway, Sally is too serious for Sonic. Sonic is like a get it done and get it done right attitude, and is like WELL I'M GONNA NOT SCREW AROUND, SPEND 5 MINS. FLAT BEATING EGGFACE, AND EAT SOME CHILI DOGS. PSH TO HECK WITH RESEARCH. There is a huge difference between their personalities, and SALLY doesn't call Sonic by his ACTUAL NAME. She says "Sonic Hedgehog." Do you not see the THE right in the middle of his freaking name?! I mean like really lol. Anyway, they have totally separate attitudes, and Sally doesn't like Sonics I'll get it done right attitude so...yeah. The kiss was just...no. Please SEGA, save our souls xD. Anyway this ship I rate a 2/10, only because it was SatAM canon. So yeah xP

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