My Cousin and My Crushes (ON HOLD)

Bitches and Tutus

I arrived through the front door to see my mom waiting for us in the kitchen sipping coffee. "Hey Mom" I said. "What up Aunt A." Kyla yelled. "Shut. up Kyla!!!" I screamed. "Can you PUH-LEASE stop it" my mom groaned. "Sorry Aunt A." Kyla said while looking in the fridge for a snack. My mom rolled her eyes at Kyla and continued her mini speech.

"Jaycee, your football coach called me during your lunch hour and told me about your performance at games......." I held on to my breath, praying their wasn't any bad news.

"He said that your skills were good and you were working well with the other girls, but your agility is off and you trip, fall and slide in the games. So to boost your agility he recommended I sign you up for Varsity Girls ballet." my mom ranted.

I pretty much choked on the lemon water I was drinking and I stared at my mom in astonishment and then anger. "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU MEAN BY BALLET CLASS" I roared. "Sorry Jay, I already signed you up in school and you start tomorrow. "Oh, this is going to be TERRIFIC" I said sarcastically. I plopped myself down on the couch to ponder myself, Jaycee Dina Kane as a BALLET DANCER!?!. I didn't think so. I was beyond furious about my situation of possibly being branded as a 'Softy' which was totally not me. I looked behind me to see Kyla doubling up in maniacal laughter. I scowled at her but she didn't notice.

"Kyla, don't think this is funny. Your signed up too" my mom half laughed half scolded. Kyla stopped laughing immediately and looked at my mom in disbelief. "Really Aunt Avianne?" Kyla moaned. "Yes really" my mom replied quickly. "Also Jaycee, remember that party you wanted to throw....... "Yeah why?" "Your dad and I have been thinking it over and we decided you could have it. "Yay. Can I have it next Saturday?" I asked. "Sure" my mom said. "I bought you cards with blue and gold satin wraps and bows as invites to make your party seem awesome. "Thanks" I said. I took the material and went upstairs immediately to start writing out invites.

I got to work on using fancy writing to write them out. I'm just going over the list of people I wanna invite....

JAY'S Party list

-Bryanna

-Janelle

-Chelsea

-Tiffany

-Andrew

-James

-Quintara

-Zeke

-Amylia

-Marci

-Kiana

-Hayley

-Emmanuel

-Jaxon ( he's so fucking HOT)

-West

and without further undo........

JAYMIE & HER PLASTIC SQUAD!!!!!!

I scrawled down and invite for each of them. MacKenzie, Tatyana, Alyssa, Kelli, Tessica and the queen BITCH herself Jaymie. I sealed their invites and kept them in my backpack. Time had flown and it was time to turn in for the night. I followed my usually bedtime routine and went to sleep.

I woke up the next morning to my alarm and my intent was to SHUT that thing up and and go back to Snoozeville where I was eating mint and vanilla ice cream with Kim Kardashian. I couldn't go back because I had to get my ass out of my bed and get ready for school. I pushed my alarm clock off my dresser to stop that AWFUL ringing!!!!!!. "Fuck that" I mumbled. I got up and followed my usual morning routine. No need to explain all that. Kyla also got up and got herself ready too. We both grabbed some leftover steaks and chicken from last night and gulped them down quick for breakfast. "Come on Jay let's go Kyla said tugging on my arm. "Aight beyotch, let's go" I replied, possibly mocking Kyla. We stepped out and began our 10 minute trek to school. "Jay, you forgot your ballet bag. You too Kyla" my mom screamed standing in front of the door. I was a FUCKING jock and everyone in my NEIGHBOURHOOD knew that. If everyone were to find out that I was a jock taking ballet I'd be dead. I walked back to my house with Kyla trying to hide us both from everyone. We walked up the stairs and snatched our bags from my mom's hand. "Thanks" I half spoke half slurred. "Wait....... You guys are almost late. I'll drive you guys no problem" my mom said in the most optimistic voice ever. "Gee thanks" Kyla said sarcastically. We hoped in my mom's brand new Range Rover and drove us.