Lylan and the grab the sequel

next year*moans*

*Dylans POV*

Today i woke up to the sounds of birds humming by my window and I gracefully awoken in a lovely tone.. 

Just kidding I woke up to Lukas humping my leg like a dog and I realized I shit the bed yet again, peacefully. My Mom walked in the room and said 

"WHY IS THERE SHREK IN YOUR BED AND WHY IS IT HUMPING YOUR LEG WEIRDO AND STOP SHITTING THE FUCKING BED BITCH"

I told her that Lukas was collecting nutrients from humping my leg and yet she just called me gay. Lukas woke up at the exact time of 8:59Am and said "Morning Dill Daddy;)" I told to him to change his pants because he is spazzing all over my shit infested bed from him rapidly humping my leg. I looked at the time when right and then I realized WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL 

WE'RE LATE FOR THE FIRST DAY OF GRADE 7- Lukas just said "Its fine baby girl lets just fuck senpai dill daddy;)" I told him to GET THE FAWK OFF OF ME BITCH WE HAVE TO GET TO SCHOOL

We got to school and I got the most fucked up teacher. She gave us 7504957 pages of homework and I found it really gay and sexist.  I turned to Lukas and said "you know what its okay baby girl come to house later and we'll role play *inserts smoking flirty face"

Lukas said "okay anything for you dill daddy;), i'll give you my sweet scrumptious muffins ;P"

After school I got to scrumptious Lukas' house and I hear a bunch of noises some are yelling the words "FAM STAWP BEING GAY FAM I HEAR DYLAN FAM" I BURSTED INTO THE ROOM TO SEE NICK AND LUKAS BREEDING AND BEING SLAPPED IN THE SWIM SUIT AREA MULTIPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I SCREAMED IN SHOOK "I KILLED YOUR SISTER FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO REPAY ME YOU UNGRATEFUL ROACH AND WHY IS OUR YELLOW COUCH THAT WAS STAINED IN PEE *that used to be white* NOW WHITE AGAIN!" 

Lukas stated "NO ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE DILL DADDY, NICK JUST TAKES CARE OF ME AND HE WASHED MY HOUSE EVEN OUR PEE STAINED COUCH WE DID THE NASTY ON 24/7. I'M SO SORRY WE'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL THE TIME WHEN YOU'RE GONE AT JASON'S WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IM LONELY AND YOU'RE NEVER HOME I HAVEN'T DONE THE NASTY IN OVER 13 HOURS, 32 MINUTES AND 63 SECONDS THATS TOO LONG!"

I REPLIED WITH "THATS WHAT SHE SAID- YOU KNOW WHAT?!"

"NO DON'T DILL DADDY"-

"NO DON'T CALL ME DILL DADDY YOU TRAITOR! YOU'RE A WHORE AND I GO BY DYLAN TO MY ENIMIES."

I get to school lookin all gloomy and shi and i look across the classroom in math and i see Lukas walk out and he heads to the hallway not the bathrooms direction though, i followed him to see where he was going and he was MAKING OUT WITH NICK IN THE HALLWAYS! OMG! I AM ASTONISHED AND IN RAGE, THAT AS PER USHE I RAN TO THE BATHROOM!

LUKAS FOLLOWED AND CURSED AND SAID "WHY ARE YOU EVEN MAD I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME YOU 2 FACED MIDGET I HATE YOU!"

i got back to class and ms ass crack announces there is going to be a pop quiz on math in class right now! NO IM SO UNPREPARED FUCK NO IM GOING TO FAIL I HAVEN'T BEEN TO KUMON IN 5 MONTHS I'M STUPID! 

I started the quiz and i felt very confident it was very easy and all my troubles suddenly went away, I finished the quiz with a smile on my face from being so sure of myself. After lunch we got our tests back and I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE MY EYES RIGHT NOW! I GOT A 61%!? NO! WHAT AN OUTRAGE! I STARTED TO CRY AND EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME MY GASPS OF TEARS TURNED INTO ME WHALING LIKE AN ELEPHANT AND THE WHALES TURNED INTO SCREAMS AS I MELTED IN DISSPARE. 

after school I barge into my pee odered room to see that the greasy haired Lukas zaddy russo wasn't waited to fuck. i was in such a depression state that I slipped onto the ground and started to uncontrollably cry, that is when I heard my ipod touch start to ring as i saw jace booby started to call me. I answered and said "what up booby!" he replied with "come over dill daddy!" I said sure and when I got there he gave me this look and I was so confused, pulls me in and starts to cores my face as he started to carry me to his couch we cuddled as we watch a top 10 intense mario gameplays on his rich tv. I think I was falling in love with JACE BOOBY! OMG! after our hugs we took a pic hugging for the gram and I was so in love.

Think about it, he was about to make out with me when i got here, he literally coressed my cheek and pulled me in.. Is this love?

I HEARD A FEW LOUD BANGS ON HIS DOOR AND HE OPENED IT TO OUR SURPRISE, JONATHAN!?

Jonathan said he wanted time with his jacey wasey i soon grew this jealousy grow over me why wouldn't he tell me about his lover?! I was outraged and i couldn't even do anything about it. I was so mad that I took my ipod touch aside and played olivia rodrigo, the song jealousy and good 4 u. I had finally found another love who actually loved me and I loved them, but STUPID JONATHAN. I finally handled myself and went back and i saw JONATHAN AND JACE MAKING OUT?!

And I heard Jonathan whisper "Join us slut" I WAS SO CONFUSED BUT I WENT AND WHEN I SAY I WENT IN, I JUMPED INTO IT GIRL WE HAD A THREESOME. 

*The next day at school

I went to school the next day not being able to feel anything waist down from the interactions made yesterday but i saw Lukas approach me?.. he showed me his phone with me and Jacey poo hugging he yelled 

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME WE'RE OVER!"

I was so confused because he broke up with me? Why did he care? I then get a text from Lukas later in the day saying..

TEXT CONVO:

Lukey poo bear: What is your problem... I loved you!

me: what in fucks name are you talking about you broke up with me because you cheated on me with nick you liar!

Lukey poo bear: When I broke up with you I was literally joking.. I texted you on discord that i was joking.. Didn't you see it?

Me: UHM NO.. I had already blocked you everywhere to see it..

Lukey poo bear: What else happened that night...

Me: Nothing we just snuggled i swear!!

Lukey poo bear: ADMIT IT YOU FUCKED!

Me: Fine... We did fuck.. with Jonathan too..

Lukey poo bear: SERIOSULY?! A THREESOME WITHOUT ME?! OH WHATEVER YOU SLUT WHORE!

Me: B-B-BUT SENPAI- WHAT ABOUT OUR LOVE?!

Lukey poo bear: There is no love anymore.. We're done for real this time...

TO BE CONTINUED