weird Attack On Titan scenarios

potatoes

Erwin: in his office doing paper work

Head chef walks in

HC: "commander erwin I have an important matter discuss either we have rats, the delivery man forgot to deliver something or we have a theif amongst us"

Erwin: "what do you mean what's missing I'm pretty sure we got everything during this weeks delivery"

HC: "there's no potatoes erwin none at all. At first only one or two would go missing. BUT NOW THE WHOLE STOCK OF THEM"

Erwin: *sighs* "give me ten minutes"

A lot of talking and the sound of furniture being moved coming from behind the door

*knock* *knock*

Erwin: "girls I know your in there would you be kind enough to open up the door for a few moments"

Door opens

Mikasa: "commander what can we help you with?"

Erwin: "I see you've been redecorating"

Some of the beds have been moved to block the wardrobe

Mikasa: "Yes sir we wanted to create more space in here"

Erwin: "enough of this where is sasha"

Historia: "we don't know we haven't seen her all day"

Looks towards ymir

Ymir: "me neither sir i was with historia all day"

Looks towards Annie

Annie shrugs her shoulders

Erwin: "hmm looks like she's not with you Sorry for disturbin-"

"ACHOOOOOO"

Erwin: "move those beds and open that wardrobe or I feed you to hanges titans"

They move the beds and erwin opens the door and all the potatoes roll out the wardrobe

in-between piles of potatoes and clothes is sasha who is now smiling and apologising with all her life so she can get her evening meal