helluva boss/hazbin hotel x reader

blitzo x fem!human reader pt2

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Blitzøs pov:

Y/n just stares at me still confused as hell. Honestly she is pretty hot, I dunno how that drunk whore managed to get her, and she seems religious too? Well isn't this a lot to unpack
"Yknow she's very useful~ and funny~ a lot more funny than you ever were and she doesn't even try!~" versosika says with her annoying ass smile and holds y/n even closer, which who knows how that's even fuckin possible. She is really cute though, it's funny how she blushes when verosika gets so close and imm getting of track here

Y/ns pov:

Well...there goes my chances of making it to heaven then.... It's been worth it though... I suppose maybe when I pass away I'll join versika, and I'll manage whatever they do down there then.. Also why is verosika so close, shes kind of squishing me, honestly I don't know what's going on anymore. What time is it? What colour was ace's jacket again?

No one's pov:

Y/n then suddenly goes limp in versikas arms and everyone just stares at her.
"Yknow this wouldn't have happened if yous weren't walking around with out disguises!" Versosika shouts furiously "what about loonie huh?!" Blitzø shouts back in defense.
"Hey don't drag me into this." Loona replies still not looking up from her phone.
"Listen how about we look after the poor thing while you perform" millie suggests out of sympathy for y/n
"But what about - " moxxie starts to talk but quickly gets interrupted " oh dont be a bitch mox you dont need that much help to shoot a few guys. But if your that sad about not being next to your hoe for a hot second I guess I'll keep an eye on her instead" he says pointing at y/n. To which verosika glares at him for a while before huffing "fine but if anything happens the lot of you are dead meat." She says sternly and passes y/n to him and then turning back into her human disguise

~time skip brought to u by blitzø carrying y/n bridal style ~

Blitzøs pov:

I ended up taking y/n to verosikas backstage room hoping one of the hookers would be there to look after her instead but apparently notttt, I decide to just sit y/n on the seat next to the vanity mirror and look around to see if there's a fag anywhere (spoiler alert there wasn't). After a few minutes of searching y/n finally starts to wake up
"oh thank Goodness I must have accidentally called asleep-"
"Nope" I reply putting my hands on my hips, obviously she didn't expect me to be here and got so much of a fright that she fell of the chair, me not wanting to get slaughtered quickly catches her before she hit her head of the floor. We stay in that position for quite the while for some reason, just starting into each others eyes. 'Oh for gods sake blitzø pull yourself together'.
I shake my head and place her back on the chair and take a seat on the floor, we sit in silence for a good while before y/n comes down and joins me on the floor. "So... What's hell like..." She asks with a fully serious tone which takes me aback a bit
"Well uhm.. Well I don't really know how to explain it really.. It's like here? But more hellish? I don't know why don't you ask verosika to let you go back with the rest of the dick suckin crew?". Y/n then just looks at me as if im crazy and laughs " oh don't joke around like that!" To which I just look at her seriously

Yns pov:

I just stare back in disbelief "ahah... Well uhm surely that's not allowed ahahah cause... Cause then poor versoika might get in trouble again and I don't want that....."
"Well actually there's a way that it couuuld be allowed" blitzø replies with a slight smirk I didn't really know if I actually wanted to know but for some reason I decided to ask "and that would be?....." WHY AM I LIKE THIS ALL THESE YEARS DEVOTING TO MYSELF TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR AND NOW IM CURIOUS ABOUT HELL???
"yeah you could technically summon her and make a little contract or something and become her little human pet, but I have a feeling that wouldn't change anything since it already seems like that bitch walks around with you practically on a leash!" He laughs and I start to actually think about it... I mean if God really is like verosika would always say then maybe it'll be better down there, I don't even have any other life apart from working for her too, no other friends, no family (UGH IK IM ADDING ANGST SUCKK MY DICC)

I then nod at blitzø "but what if she won't agree?" I ask
"I don't think you'd need to worry about that one, plus if she doesn't take you I will, how about that" he replies smiling, to which I smile slightly back. It's kind of weird, I feel quite close to him already, he seems fun really I hope we could maybe be friends more if the two made up...whatever happened they should try get over it really...

~time skip again cuz zero is alive and finnaky finishing this shit helloo~

Verosikas pov:

Me and the others finally head back to yn and blitz-o, and God my feet are killing me in these heals...

We open the door to see y/n and him sitting on the floor chatting and laughing. Just great.
"O-oh! You guys are back... How was it then? Anyone need water?..."  I just glare at blitzo and  casually lift y/n up off the floor "no we don't thank you" I reply still staring him down "soo y/n you going to ask her or what?~"

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"Nope" I reply sternly to which the other start complaining about
"Oh pleaaaase! It makes stuff easier plus she can hang around with us more!" Whines milky
"Yeah plus you can show her off more~" kiki adds
"She also has a good point and I feel ba-" I don't even let josh finish his sentence before caving it "fine! Fine! But you stick with me at all times. And you don't leave my sight at all~"

No one's pov:

Everyone clapped there hands happily and blitzø left to go meet up with the I.m.p to let them know what happened while verosika and her crew, along with the new addition headed down to helllllllll

A/n
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Sorry this took a while guys im gonna work on the other one shots but if anyone invested in this story lmk and I may make a new separate book for it!! <3
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