Team spirit- Groupchat

Aliens

Jack- What we saying about aliens then?

HeyJude- What

Pickers- I think he means do we believe aliens exist

Jack- Yes

Tyrone- No

Phil- I think there's some other loving species but not aliens

Chilly- Like giant humans or some shit?

Trent- I think aliens are aliens, big head and green. and if they aren't then I don't care

MoneyMase- I guess that's one way to think

Sancho- I would love to be abducted by aliens

CC- Just one question. Why?

Sancho- because I would survive to tell the rest of the world and be earths hero

JStones- Youre telling me you're going to survive being abducted by aliens who literally have space ships

Saka- Specifically ufos that can suck people up with a light

Raheem- Can confirm that humans do not have those

Sancho- I would woo the lady aliens and she would let me go

JLings- What if she wanted to keep you there and marry you

Walks- And have children with you

Sancho- I would say I don't produce sperm so we can't have children

HeyJude- What about the marriage part?

Sancho- If there's no legal human documents then it didn't ever happen🤫

Reece- I hate to say it but that's clever

LukeShaw- You can't call him clever when he's literally talking about marrying an alien that doesn't exist

Phil- I respect the grind though

Chilly- Imagine if aliens landed outside rn

Dec- I would be taking all the credit for seeing them first I don't care what you all think

Raheem- Well what if you didn't see it first

Dec- I want the credit. End of story

Rash- I think the news will believe me more than you

Dec- don't care

Trent- i would definitely be the first to see it so I would take all the credit for finding out aliens are real

Jack- I think aliens are actually real, people have seen sightings of them

Tyrone- Jack is deffo the guy to watch 'aliens caught on camera REAL' on YouTube and then try to convince everyone he's seen one.

Pickers- 100000%

KP- He would believe anything

HarrySlab- True

Trip- What if WE are the aliens and they are trying to convince their kind that we are real

Jack- that hurt my brain

HeyJude- So we are the real aliens

Bamford- What would they be called then?

JStones- They are the humans

Saka- Maybe they are called aliens but the idea of the names is just switched

MoneyMase- Like the idea of 'humans' was what we think about aliens?